By youreajoker - Australia
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
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By  subbullet  |  7

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  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

#55 Close enough. It's the closest thing the world will ever have to a pregnant man. All of the papers said "the world's first pregnant man" or some variation thereof, so I'm just quoting...I am well aware that he wasn't a man to begin with and was in the process of transitioning from woman to man. I'm also well aware that it's physically impossible for a man to bear children. :P

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

If men could get pregnant, some women would be very much screwed, and not in the good way anymore.

On the brightside, we'd be able to laugh at the people saying gays cannot adopt.

It would definitely be life-changing.

But, alas, OP is just a retard who believes everything his doctor says. Good thing he's not pregnant: I'd hate to think of the IQ of his children.

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

I dunno.. If he's married, and I was his wife, I'd invest on the pill to avoid having his kids.
But OP probably thinks that swallowing can get you pregnant, so who knows what lies his future or current spouse can come up with.


they're calling the OP stupid for believing that he was pregnant. Because he clearly CANT be since he's missing eggs, ovaries, fallopian tubes, a uterus, a vagina, & a cervix (if he's straight, he hasn't had sex with other men). They aren't saying he's stupid for not having sex with men.

By  Lolitia  |  4

It's happened 'man who gave birth to his brother' for example where one twin 'absorbs' the others. And sympathy pregnancy, women sometimes lactate for infants they adopt. Men get 'pregnant' it's unusual but it happens.


men do not get pregnant.. its a physical impossibility. we have no uterus no eggs our hips are too narrow to hold one or any of the esential organs to do so. and that "man" that did have a child was born a woman so it doesnt count.

  7722  |  2

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? You DUMB SEXIST CHAUVINISTIC FUCKING piece of SHIT! What, as if only WOMEN can be dumb and gullible?! Not possible for men, EH? YEAH, if your DUMB and GULLIBLE, you couldnt POSSIBLY be a MAN! YOU dumb piece of shit, I hope you are murdered