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Show it anywaymaybe he got himself pregnant.
You would have been lucky. The government has to pay millions of dollars to the first pregnant man. Google it.
#43 Yep! There already was a first pregnant man.
If he were to be pregnant, he'd need an egg in him, not more sperm.
the worlds first pregnant man use to be a woman so he isn't the first pregnant man. it is physically impossible for a man to bear children.
#55 Close enough. It's the closest thing the world will ever have to a pregnant man. All of the papers said "the world's first pregnant man" or some variation thereof, so I'm just quoting...I am well aware that he wasn't a man to begin with and was in the process of transitioning from woman to man. I'm also well aware that it's physically impossible for a man to bear children. :P
just sue him for malpractice lol
If men could get pregnant, some women would be very much screwed, and not in the good way anymore. On the brightside, we'd be able to laugh at the people saying gays cannot adopt. It would definitely be life-changing. But, alas, OP is just a retard who believes everything his doctor says. Good thing he's not pregnant: I'd hate to think of the IQ of his children.
unfortunately, 64, he can still find ways of reproducing. so we still may need to worry about the IQ of his children. lol
The pill isn't 100% effective :P
It's definitely possible. I saw it in a documentary called 'Junior'
you wouldn't be the first man. there have been, I dunno, 15 other guys who got pregnant? In the entire history of the world
that's just funny
lol yeah, but op should've pretended that he had a heart attack :D
that is hilarious to be honest :'D
I'm laughing so hard right now. By the way - I like your hair, katgurl :)
And rottentomatoes', but I didn't wanna sound creepy. lol
this is funny but the doctor was stupid!
retard?
really?
no it’s ragging.
laugh my bass off
hah! are you really that dumb? do you have sex with men? do you have an egg? if so.. have fun fitting the head through your tip
haha I never thought about that. owch.
they're calling the OP stupid for believing that he was pregnant. Because he clearly CANT be since he's missing eggs, ovaries, fallopian tubes, a uterus, a ******, & a cervix (if he's straight, he hasn't had sex with other men). They aren't saying he's stupid for not having sex with men.
I thought everybody had uteruses >.
Brings a whole new meaning to the words kidney stones.
well if your gonna get pregnant like a woman you should also make me a sammich
It's happened 'man who gave birth to his brother' for example where one twin 'absorbs' the others. And sympathy pregnancy, women sometimes lactate for infants they adopt. Men get 'pregnant' it's unusual but it happens.
men can get sympathetic pregnancy when their wives/ girlfriends are pregnant... i wonder if OP's partner is pregnant
what? men cant get pregnant!
It doesn't happen. Sympathy pregnancy is not pregnancy. A undeveloped conjoined twin is not pregnancy.
your ****** hot
Well, if you're gay... I could understand your first panic moments. Then, you should have realized --'
Hand in your testicles at the door please sir. You are way to dumb and gullible to be a man.
Why would a doctor joke about that? I think it's somewhat understandable to believe him, at least for a little while. He is a doctor after all
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? You DUMB SEXIST CHAUVINISTIC ******* piece of SHIT! What, as if only WOMEN can be dumb and gullible?! Not possible for men, EH? YEAH, if your DUMB and GULLIBLE, you couldnt POSSIBLY be a MAN! YOU dumb piece of shit, I hope you are murdered
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that's just funny
Hand in your testicles at the door please sir. You are way to dumb and gullible to be a man.