Tense

By Anon - 06/04/2021 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my doctor told me if my blood pressure gets any higher, he could use me to reinflate the air in his tyres. FML
I agree, your life sucks 795
You deserved it 119

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Sucks for you mate, but ngl, your doctor has a good sense of humor

As an engineer, now I want to figure how to design a pump powered by blood pressure just to prove you wrong. (though even 140 torr isn't going to get you very far, it's like 2.5 PSIG)

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Sucks for you mate, but ngl, your doctor has a good sense of humor

as a doctor myself, that makes no sense at all. blood pressure has nothing to do with air.

As an engineer, now I want to figure how to design a pump powered by blood pressure just to prove you wrong. (though even 140 torr isn't going to get you very far, it's like 2.5 PSIG)

Work on getting healthy! You can do it. Mine was dangerously high. I finally decided to work on lifestyle changes, lost a lot of weight, eat less sodium, work out, and my BP is now perfect.