Stoners of the world unite!

By Andy - 04/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to my 60-something year-old father, stoned off his ass, buck naked in our living room doing a spirited rendition of Girls Just Want to Have Fun with an Australian accent and a tambourine. The windows were open. The poor neighborhood children will most likely need therapy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 632
You deserved it 180

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People in your area get to go outside?

If he acted out that lyric, "Oh, Daddy, dear, you're still number one!", they'll need electroshock therapy!

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If he acted out that lyric, "Oh, Daddy, dear, you're still number one!", they'll need electroshock therapy!

People in your area get to go outside?

Yes, in most jurisdictions, being a Peeping Tom is considered "essential." Letting exhibitionists flash from their own homes is a public health win!

Yes. May i have is numba