Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
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Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, after months and months of trying to get my blood pressure back up to normal, and try to get back to optimal health, my doctor told me I'll never get better for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
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EdenCrystal 21
How is he allowed to do that?
krundale 6
Don't worry, classic symptoms of iron deficiency.
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Comments (179)
Mirorbo 26
There's a time and place for a morbid sense of humor. Apparently, some people just never learn when that time is, and what places it isn't.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Yea you know dont hug me im scared 2 yea i read it in the clocks voice
shudson186 17
He has a beautiful sick and dark sense of humour! But that is not the time or place to use it. Glad to hear you are not dying OP.
stupidface15 16
dr. michael scott
foxwasalamb 24
so many yesses
softball_nerd_24 10
How could you possibly turn this into a YDI? How could anyone say that this is OP's fault?!?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Some people think OP is overreacting to a "joke".
ckcknight 13
Sounds like your doctor is a proctologist.
Agax 12
Threaten to sue, watch him break down and beg,then laugh at him
captainsmegma 12
I despise people with that attitude of lets sue him.
Sinclair935 5
Isn't that the American way?
World_Burner 13
^Sadly..
singer0421 32
That's hilariously awful. Genuine question though... What blood test result exists that would conclude in having a few weeks to live?
nursecait 8
A blood test alone wouldn't be enough to give you that prognosis. She was probably overreacting and he was messing with her.... Some people can't handle a little sense of humor
Syruphs 17
#25 I agree people should take life less serious and have fun while it lasts.
nursecait 8
His sense of humor is on point!
FrustratedJoe 10
Sounds like the doctor from family guy, dr. Hartman
Edumcg 24
He must have enjoyed the movie Jack & Jill because of that shitty sense of humour he has. You could take it as a wakeup call. Go skydiving :)