Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
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Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
Today, my girlfriend's "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting and cold-sweating while pissing acidic blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML
Today, I was told I have kidney stones, kidney infections, and a bladder infection and that I have to get admitted into the hospital. I let my boss know, and she replied, "But you're still coming in for your shift tonight, right?" FML
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shortstuff9519 0
that sux at least u know what ur wife or future wife goes through
Fortuitous 0
Damn, you must be in a pissy mood. Try and see if getting stoned will help alleviate your pain.
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bandgeek5036 0
according to my bio teacher in order for a man to feel the pain of a non medicated childbirth he would have to pass a kidney stone the size of a lemon --sure the ****** is stretchy and meant to bear children but that doesn't make it hurt any less-- he said when he went to the ER for kidney stones the nurses laughed at him for comparing that pain to childbirth, but it also true that women have a much higher pain tolerance than men (Mythbusters proved it! lol) so maybe it does hurt as much for men who knows, no one can feel both types of pain, with the corresponding pain tolerance
bleuroze 4
child birth takes hours and consists of much more than pushing out the baby through a proportionally smaller portal.
WTSchool 0
At least there won't be people and a doctor crowding around you coaxing the stone to come out.
smallsmerry 0
you just got stoned!!!!
skyeyez9 24
117: So true (regarding men having lower pain threshholds). When my husband gets a cold, he acts like he is dying.
bandgeek5036 0
my fiance does the same thing, which is why I question the phrase "Man-up" shouldn't it be "Woman-up" lol
aardvarkish 16
Depends on the man. I've seen men with some horrible wounds take the pain without complaining.
skyeyez9 24
If it makes you feel better, there is a tiny catfish in(i think the amazon) called the toothpick fish that has bren know to swim right up inside a man's dick, wedge itself inside with barbs, thrash around to make you bleed and drink the blood. Victims have said the pain is so bad that some cut off their penis to relieve the pain.
bandgeek5036 0
they swim up women's urethrae as well but we can't cut ours off D:
WhiiT3TiGeR 0
Only one confirmed case on this. The only possible way this could happen is if you were urinating in the amazon it let's out a huge amount of (a substence I forgot) and the toothpickfish smells this but he has almost no vision he then swims in your penis and hooks as you said and then bites to feat on blood. This is sucide after this agonizing proccess you can have surgery or these two herbs with will break the fish down.
TyronetheOG 0
Thats ******* scary. i just looked it up.
howipostfml 0
I'd make that stone into a necklace and wear it around. I'd say "yeah this just came out of my penis,no big deal."
skyeyez9 24
127: Yup. But not me! Cause if I ever was in the amazon rain forrest I'd definately stay away from the river: anacondas, pirannas, candiru (toothpick fish) and who knows what else lurks un those waters. O_0
StephLL_fml 0
Haha now you understand what women have to go through
kobeec 0
lol