Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
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Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
Today, my girlfriend's "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting and cold-sweating while pissing acidic blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML
Today, I was told I have kidney stones, kidney infections, and a bladder infection and that I have to get admitted into the hospital. I let my boss know, and she replied, "But you're still coming in for your shift tonight, right?" FML
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shortstuff9519 0
that sux at least u know what ur wife or future wife goes through
Fortuitous 0
Damn, you must be in a pissy mood. Try and see if getting stoned will help alleviate your pain.
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mapleh 0
at least with pregnancy u get a baby after as reward. kidney stones just suck before during and after.
NASSASSIN 4
Once you're done with this, not much other pain will bother you. Trust me. I've heard plenty of women say they prefer labor pains over passing a kidney stone, there's just a lot of women out there who want to say labor is worse so they can make the men in their life feel guilty enough to do stuff for them. That's just twisted. I wish you good luck in that it doesn't take long. Try finding a spot where people won't stare at you for screaming like a caveman. Home works of course.
shield1123 0
****! i've passed 3 different kidney stones, i feel your pain.
flipcrazy 0
PAIN IS JUST WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!
badgerbabe 0
Ouch, my husband just passed one of these. To the OP, a couple of things that might help. If the stone is on the smaller side, get a 2-liter bottle of Coke and a can of asparagus. Over the next two hours, drink the whole bottle of Coke. While you are doing that, puree the asparagus. Within five minutes after finishing the Coke, drink/eat 8 ounces of the asparagus. Something about the combination helps to dissolve the stone. If that doesn't work (it didn't for my husband, his was too large), there is a product called SDR made by Pure Herbs. Follow the directions on the bottle. My husband started taking it around noon and by noon the next day had passed the whole stone. It broke it into smaller pieces that were easier to pass.
Dr_Facilier 2
A kidney stone is nothing comparable to child birth, get over yourself .... all men think it's so much easier being a woman cause all we do it put on the tears and get what we want ... but men do w/e they want anyway, and don't have to go through menstrual cramps every month, bleed from their ****** every month, get back pains from their period, go through child birth, have to worry about their weight cause men are judge mental ass holes, have to wear makeup, do their hair, make themselves presentable ... guys can get away with wearing w/e they want. I'm not trying to say that guys lives are easy, cause no life is easy, but passing a kidney stone is nothing ... get over it ...
imbordsoimhere 0
your friend sounds awesome
fefebot 0
Women can have kidney stones too
iluvmybf211 0
that is not true
iluvmybf211 0
that is not true