Hi Zach! - FML

Hi Zach!

By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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They weren't wrong...

By aginglikemilk - 14/03/2017 18:00

Today, I had a customer tell me that I don't look a day over 39. I'm 35. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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Boundaries

By Sfg_926 - 26/06/2016 05:02 - United States - Newberg

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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Mean Girls

By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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Seeya55 31

Monday 14 October 2019 23:24

I know.. I know it hurts that you're a girl, (sorry about the customer) but people (female and male alike) can have facial structures of the opposite sex. Girl's can look like their dads, Boys can look like their moms, and unfortunately you look like Zach Galifianakis.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 October 2019 20:08

I wonder what you've got going on between your ferns.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 October 2019 20:08

I wonder what you've got going on between your ferns.

Seeya55 31

Monday 14 October 2019 23:24

I know.. I know it hurts that you're a girl, (sorry about the customer) but people (female and male alike) can have facial structures of the opposite sex. Girl's can look like their dads, Boys can look like their moms, and unfortunately you look like Zach Galifianakis.

DogStew 20

Tuesday 15 October 2019 5:37

I bet a hundred dollars that you still have no problem getting laid.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 15 October 2019 15:53

Zach Galifianakis is one sexy ************.

blondie45 21

Wednesday 16 October 2019 5:07

Do you have a beard?

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