Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
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Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
Today, my girlfriend's "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting and cold-sweating while pissing acidic blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML
Today, I was told I have kidney stones, kidney infections, and a bladder infection and that I have to get admitted into the hospital. I let my boss know, and she replied, "But you're still coming in for your shift tonight, right?" FML
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shortstuff9519 0
that sux at least u know what ur wife or future wife goes through
Fortuitous 0
Damn, you must be in a pissy mood. Try and see if getting stoned will help alleviate your pain.
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Comments (288)
kroms001_fml 0
been there done that... So many times! :(
packers12 0
77th
FTWisRIGHT 0
Free cookie.
Softballsam11 0
Had 1 when I was four. Suck it up!
biskitbukit 7
You didn't know this?
Softballsam11 0
I know they hurt really bad though I also had to pass two, three months ago try having more than one at a time. My mom was pregnant with my brother and also had three kidney stones, now thats pain!
uhhh_awkward 0
#49: I'm sorry!! Let's be friends?
pandaboo 3
My mother has had both multiple kidney stones and two 9 lb babies. With the kidney stones, she was hopped up on Tylenol 3's, yet still in so much pain that when she went to the ER, the staff thought she'd just been raped, she was crying so hysterically. **She says childbirth is 50 times worse than that,** but that at least you get a break between contractions, whereas the pain of a kidney stone doesn't let up.
RachaelQ 0
BIGGEST ******* SPELLING FAIL EVER. How the hell did the mods not correct that?!?! Sweet baby Jesus.
5t3ff1k4h 44
I think the mods changed it as a joke.
KayleeFrye 39
All this arguing is completely pointless. No man can POSSIBLY have any idea how it feels to give birth, and no woman can TRULY know how it feels to pass a kidney stone through a penis. Therefore, there is no definitive way to win this argument. Everyone needs to grow up, because this whole "My pain is worse than your pain" thing is giving me flashbacks to the elementary school playground with little kids yelling things like "My dad can beat up your dad," or "My dog's prettier than your dog!"
LetsRollOut 2
Kaylee! I love your show! :D
libbylouwho 0
Well said, however...while women won't know what it feel like to pee the stone from a penis, we all have a urethra. The tube that allows you to urinate. This tube is roughly the same size diameter, male or female. The pain of passing a stone is similar whether you have a penis or not. I'm just saying that yeah, it hurts like hell, but neither sex has it worse than the other...plus on a personal note: childbirth is way worse, but the result is way better :)
elmorous 0
Drinking a couple lemons squeezed into two litres of water, every day, will prevent stone issues.
5t3ff1k4h 44
That's good to know. But, what happens if you already have them? (No, I don't.)
spanelli 16
I think the water still helps pass them easier. My dad had kidney stones, but I was a little tyke, so, I don't remember what you're supposed to do. :p