Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
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Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
Today, my girlfriend's "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting and cold-sweating while pissing acidic blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML
Today, I was told I have kidney stones, kidney infections, and a bladder infection and that I have to get admitted into the hospital. I let my boss know, and she replied, "But you're still coming in for your shift tonight, right?" FML
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shortstuff9519 0
that sux at least u know what ur wife or future wife goes through
Fortuitous 0
Damn, you must be in a pissy mood. Try and see if getting stoned will help alleviate your pain.
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Comments (288)
Pizzellee 1
Not even close. But painful.
bethanygoesrawr 2
Weird. When my mom gave birth to my brother they told my dad the male equivalent would be trying to shit out a football.
ImDB8 0
Even tho being hit in the balls can be up to 600 times as painful. So tell them bitches to shit the **** up!
jellybeans1 3
pfft thats not even close to the equivilant. who ever made that up doesnt know shit.
jellybeans1 3
plus iv passed kidney stoned and always get kidney infections. sure it hurts but not as bad as giving birth.
YeahCourse 4
Water water water and no soda!!! FYL man sorry OP
iloveurbumbum 0
Passing a kidney stone is no where near the pain one experiences while birthing a baby. However, there are some serious drugs available to mothers during labor. Not so much for a patient with kidney stones. sorry about your luck. Drink more water. (:
hewro_failure 11
Except men don't get pain killers but women do ... Now that's some bs
Dilwann 27
Not all women do, and men can take painkillers, just not prescription.
beastinkid 4
In 16 and have had 3 in the past two months, don't be a pussy.
TheNicce01 14
could every one stop saying just ouch in the comments. but i feel ya pain OP