FML : Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely...

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Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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You deserved it

By failbaby - / Tuesday 2 June 2009 06:18 / United States

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By Aelaena | 6

#253958 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

By redbluegreen | 40

#253974 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:10

You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

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By Aelaena | 6

#253958 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

epicenur | 2

#977975 - Sunday 11 April 2010 18:59

it's a prom night dumpster baby!

TrollHunter | 0

#1030474 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 1:15

haha yhea

super3286 | 13

#1036574 - Sunday 20 June 2010 6:50

family guy :)

Allstarr23 | 1

#1788700 - Friday 3 December 2010 16:47

So you were concerned enough to follow the noise, but then you find out it's coming from a dumpster and you don't go in after it? You call the cops and wait!? You fail at life

miianah1 | 22

#5865509 - Saturday 22 February 2014 7:19

I wouldn't have jumped in. Have you heard about the death of a man who went in a dumpster which was emptied into a garbage truck. Which killed him since the garbage truck has compressors inside.

XQuartzX | 15

#6173133 - Thursday 15 January 2015 8:41

Its not like she would just stay in there long enough to get picked up by a dumpster truck

By keoct | 4

#253959 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

How can you not tell the difference between a plastic doll and a real baby?

uhazsquiads | 0

#1244382 - Sunday 15 August 2010 8:41

GO SUCK A FREAKING LEMON U SELFISH SEXIST JERK LEARN HOW TO RESPECT GIRLS

jonan1212 | 5

#1496852 - Monday 4 October 2010 13:07

 LOL

Kiki_Venom | 0

#2157110 - Monday 7 March 2011 1:13

I've got a one year old daughter and I'm telling you baby dolls look real now they have ones that can cry with tears and everything they move kicking there and legs it's crazy.

thes7274473 | 19

#6116384 - Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:50

"Baby Alive, the baby's so real!"

By hardcorecaslol | 3

#253963 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By T1MT1M | 0

#253964 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:06

haha #2 fails and needs a faster connection

By MIAMIBITCH_fml | 0

#253967 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:07

LOL fail, #2.

Fail, OP, as well. But I have bad eyesight too.

By Squidie64 | 0

#253969 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:08

......Just wow.

Did the cops bust you for a 'false emergency'? Cause that would suck.

By SweetestSin | 0

#253972 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:09

While you should have checked to make sure it was real or not first, a plastic doll going off by itself is creepy enough no wonder why it was in the trash.

By redbluegreen | 40

#253974 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:10

You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

By Sjolie | 0

#253975 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:11

LOL
That would explain the convo I had with 911 the other day:

"THERE'S A BABY IN THE DUMPSTER!"
"Don't worry ma'am. Is it real?"
"WTF THERES A BABY"
"I'm hanging up on you now."

By katiefershady | 0

#253976 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:11

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