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You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.
it's a prom night dumpster baby!
So you were concerned enough to follow the noise, but then you find out it's coming from a dumpster and you don't go in after it? You call the cops and wait!? You fail at life
I wouldn't have jumped in. Have you heard about the death of a man who went in a dumpster which was emptied into a garbage truck. Which killed him since the garbage truck has compressors inside.
Its not like she would just stay in there long enough to get picked up by a dumpster truck
How can you not tell the difference between a plastic doll and a real baby?
"Baby Alive, the baby's so real!"
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Show it anywayhaha #2 fails and needs a faster connection
......Just wow. Did the cops bust you for a 'false emergency'? Cause that would suck.
You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.
LOL That would explain the convo I had with 911 the other day: "THERE'S A BABY IN THE DUMPSTER!" "Don't worry ma'am. Is it real?" "WTF THERES A BABY" "I'm hanging up on you now."
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.
You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.