By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
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Aelaena 6
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You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

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redbluegreen 40
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You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

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Aelaena 6
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You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

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epicenur 2
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it's a prom night dumpster baby!

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TrollHunter 0

haha yhea

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super3286 14

family guy :)

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Allstarr23 1
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So you were concerned enough to follow the noise, but then you find out it's coming from a dumpster and you don't go in after it? You call the cops and wait!? You fail at life

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miianah1 22
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I wouldn't have jumped in. Have you heard about the death of a man who went in a dumpster which was emptied into a garbage truck. Which killed him since the garbage truck has compressors inside.

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XQuartzX 15
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Its not like she would just stay in there long enough to get picked up by a dumpster truck

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keoct 4
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How can you not tell the difference between a plastic doll and a real baby?

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uhazsquiads 0

GO SUCK A FREAKING LEMON U SELFISH SEXIST JERK LEARN HOW TO RESPECT GIRLS

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jonan1212 5

 LOL

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Kiki_Venom 0

I've got a one year old daughter and I'm telling you baby dolls look real now they have ones that can cry with tears and everything they move kicking there and legs it's crazy.

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thes7274473 19
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"Baby Alive, the baby's so real!"

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hardcorecaslol 3
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T1MT1M 0
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haha #2 fails and needs a faster connection

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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

LOL fail, #2. Fail, OP, as well. But I have bad eyesight too.

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Squidie64 0
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......Just wow. Did the cops bust you for a 'false emergency'? Cause that would suck.

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SweetestSin 4

While you should have checked to make sure it was real or not first, a plastic doll going off by itself is creepy enough no wonder why it was in the trash.

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redbluegreen 40
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You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

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Sjolie 0
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LOL That would explain the convo I had with 911 the other day: "THERE'S A BABY IN THE DUMPSTER!" "Don't worry ma'am. Is it real?" "WTF THERES A BABY" "I'm hanging up on you now."

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