Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
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Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
Today, my girlfriend's "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting and cold-sweating while pissing acidic blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML
Today, I was told I have kidney stones, kidney infections, and a bladder infection and that I have to get admitted into the hospital. I let my boss know, and she replied, "But you're still coming in for your shift tonight, right?" FML
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shortstuff9519 0
that sux at least u know what ur wife or future wife goes through
Fortuitous 0
Damn, you must be in a pissy mood. Try and see if getting stoned will help alleviate your pain.
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jennadol95 0
@31. How the hell do women bring it upon themselves? Some women are raped. So yeah you heartless bitch, watch what you say.
ChibiChibi_fml 27
I see where you are going with that argument but considering that we have things like the Plan B pills ,which they generally offer to rape victims in hospitals or you can get them at the pharmacy, and abortion, they still technically choose to have the kid. So even if they were raped, they still chose to have the child. I'm not really in support of 31's comment but there were still some flaws in your point.
purplemnm 9
I finally completely passed a kidney stone yesterday. it was the first time I've ever cried over physical pain, and I'm tearing up just thinking about it. sorry, op, I hope you make a fast recovery. I do suggest drinking lemon water.
garongray 0
I'm on number 14 I think you will live signed a sympathetic guy
easley18 2
that really sux but I bet it's not as bad as giving child birth!! probly close tho
cpatrick820 3
You are actually incorrect. On the Pain Threshold scale, it ranks HIGHER in pain then child birth. I will also add I passed 5(!) kidney stones at once last year. It's like having a knife shoved into your backside in both kidneys and twisted for hours. I urinated pure red for a day.
cpatrick820 3
Look, I didn't create the chart, but it's an actual thing. You seem to be touchy about it, which many women follow suit. I assume it has something to do with not having the right to complain about the pains of childbirth as much if men have a similar pain. Also, your ****** is designed by nature to give birth. What you may not know is proportionately, the tubes of the urinal tract (the ones from the kidneys to the bladder and the urethra) undergoing the stretch and, more importantly, the actual sharpness of the stones is much more of a torment on the body then childbirth. Those tubes were never intended to adjust for that kind of material to pass through, so what results is a shredded set of tubes. What's worse, once you've had kidney stones once, you're destined to get them more and more frequently until you die. Woman also get them, fyi. Don't take pregnancy/birth so personally. At least it's natural and deemed worth celebration. Pissing broken glass is not.
gaby8vela 0
Ouch that must really suck
jemshin 0
tell me about it .. O god ...
kdbombach 0
I no ur feeling. I've had 2 and I'm only 17.
vincent_vega_fml 0
what's the big deal about your friends telling you you're in for pain? you most definitely are in for excruciating pain! hope that your spine and discs stay aligned after all those lower back muscular spasms!
gaby8vela 0
hey som1 wana help me out how u view comments new to dis
thikimo 0
congratulations! it's a hard mass developed from crystals that separate from the urine within the urinary tract.