By kidneystoner - 14/10/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
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mosarmini 0

How does someone say you deserved it? heartless bastards you guys who pressed ydi deserve a kidney stone the size of a fist

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Woah_Its_Bree 0

im 20. and at 16 was told i have chronic kidney stones. i havent had one for 2 years now..and i def. feel you pain!! however.... i had ****** 15 of those things. they suck. good luck!

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RJB 0

**** your life. Have a Nice day :-)

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wintamint101 7

why do you get them?

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

if u look it up on ehow they tell you how to get rid of it faster

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anon2468 0

stop drinking pop

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Playdate 0

Ouch! Drink more water perhaps?? Hope it's over soon

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

wow that effing suuuccckkkkks

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Woah_Its_Bree 0

im 20. and at 16 was told i have chronic kidney stones. i havent had one for 2 years now..and i def. feel you pain!! however.... i had ****** 15 of those things. they suck. good luck!

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Veritas143 0

Go to your local state prison, find the biggest black guy on death row, and get him to lift you up by your nuts

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Veritas143 0

Go to your local state prison, find the biggest black guy on death row, and get him to lift you up by your nuts

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the_s1w 0

what does the fact he is black have to do with anything? you ******* ignorant bastard

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iseefmls 0

Black guys are stronger than most people. :p

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whoops33 0

it's a reference to the Green Mile book and movie where the man, who was big and black, healed another mans health problems by touching him there- and lifting him up

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radiocrash 4

lol @ green mile noobs

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Capriciousfox 27

I had them at 13 there was 7 of them, 4 in one kidney 3 in the other. I just had lithotripsy to break up a 5mm stone a few days ago. I know everyone's pain whose had them.

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Matus 0

I feel your pain. Hope you get some relief soon. :(

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mosarmini 0

How does someone say you deserved it? heartless bastards you guys who pressed ydi deserve a kidney stone the size of a fist

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Somefruits 24

Some people do kind of bring it on themselves by eating really unhealthy foods. I'm not necessarily saying that OP deserves it, just that it's possible that someone with kidney stones could deserve it, (especially if they've gotten one before, so they've probably researched causes and prevention and they know full well what foods/drinks cause them). At the same time, some people have medical conditions where they get them quite frequently and they can't do anything about it. You never know for sure.

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lebleuH2O 0

Wow, I feel your pain. Mine started at 16, too.

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perdix 29

Instead of being pissed off, you ought to get stoned.

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mnbbv 0

idk if medicinal marajuana applies in this case... worth finding out, OP

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gabydoodle 0

I feel your pain. I have about six at any given time.

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Xathanos 16

I can say i have had the experience of having kidney stones nor do i want to, that just sucks how you get well soon and drink more water =D

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