By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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starsfan_9 7

That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband

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Iamnotmyself 17

next time, park two blocks away, then hire a midget to hide in the glove compartment yo kill any robbers.

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purplecowchik 5

Why did you have your doors unlocked the first time?

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ImAHomosexual 0

Build a fake car that is actually a 25000lb bomb and explodes whenever someone comes within 100 feet of it. That'll show him and the surrounding 16 city blocks.

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ssaammiiee 5

ahahah thats brutal but if you have insurance like your supposed to, then you will be fine

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LordGoober 13

26- that's a great idea, if op parks the car then walks 8.25 miles to work.

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scrapmetal58 9

Um. OP, it's called a Trunk Monkey. Get one. Saved my ass countless times.

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scrapmetal58 9

:O What's a Trunk Monkey? Good Lord, I'll lift the rock off of you! YouTube 'Trunk Monkey' stat!

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scrapmetal58 9

He's my little friend. He has my back and I give him bananas.

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DriizztD 0

although this is a bad thing to happen and has happened to me a few times. but i dont think leaving your doors unlocked can be classed as "breaking in" generaly it defines to "break" something to get in. eg window like the second time or a lock. but still thats bad luck Op. i agree with the guy uptop. wait in the bush with the magnum and see how he gos a third time.

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futtbuck101 1

better luck next time.

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Xanith 0

You copied that off of American dad.

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The_Weirdo 10

Well, even if you failed, you get an E for effort Op.

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juicedboi 7

as shit as that is, it's pretty funny

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Ionodemon1995 0

26- that would be called a nuke. But this is America we overdo shot so I'm with you.

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theboss3469 4

that sounds like an awesome plan!!

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OkayImSorry 0

No, a nuclear bomb includes splitting an atom and a hydrogen bomb(also called a nuke) involves the fission of atoms. None of which are used. This is simply a 25000 pound bomb.

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BaMaBelle11 0

89- don't look now but there's a bird in your MOUTH!!

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wordnerd42 0

Somebody is out to get you. I suggest surveillance.

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fashionistaGirll 0

Yeah maybe there's cameras in the parking lot!

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OWNZ 0

OR drive in a decoy car and fill it with nuclear waste, so that when they break in, they get cancer and die >:D

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Blackmail111 9

or you could simply install bars on the windows

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chester75 5

41 OP was forgetful enough to leave the door unlocked what makes you sure he will remember which car the waste was in.

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ifinsane 6

Wait and watch for his ass to come back then shoot him in the leg and say "nice try"

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ayooBrandon 12

at least you know its the same person

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

Throw a brick into their house and write "don't forget to lock your door"

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gumbo1 8

That would work if he/she knew who the person was.

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

Assuming OP figures out who

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applesuckers 0

lol. it didn't make sense. :P

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michelleissexy 0

makes no sense at all, but it's funnier than the actual FML.

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Norwegian_Wood 4

35, 45, 86: Guys, I don't know what you didn't understand, but 4/18's idea made perfect sense to me....

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lilkamarciano 0

agreed. you guys must just be REALLY slow

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smurfsarwales 9

u need to clean ur room. and I know someone already said it on another fml :D

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hayleyydean 0

quit harassing my bedroom! I do what I want

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NiinaxK12 0

This comment made my day

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iluvfmls456 0

f your car's life

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starsfan_9 7

That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband

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iluvfmls456 0

his/her wife AND husband? is op married to 2 different people?

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FacePalm69 0

He could of taken the brick, just thought.

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Tommananaze6T9 4

thats not possible i still have my penis.howd he throw it threw a window?

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applesuckers 0

10 it's a song.

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sheethapins 13

16 You are so dumb, you are very dumb.

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lilkamarciano 0

hahahahahah ^

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daniel1991 0

7 best comment i have read in a while XD

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jellitonoctopus 19

you can run and tell that.

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plum_lovin 28

46- the songs just a remix of what actually happened to someone.. he ended up becoming somewhat famous for it and was guest stared in Tosh.0 ect. People just decided to make a song out of it.. which then become even more famous... lol sorry for the history lesson, just thought you should know its not just a song...

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pianogirl12345 8

Too bad, so sad, nice try tho!(:

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RaineLee 5

Stupid lifeless person with nothing else better to do.

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flagg1888 3

well naturally every criminal carries a notepad and pen for there many and various taunts

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