By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 454
You deserved it 3 513

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That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband

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next time, park two blocks away, then hire a midget to hide in the glove compartment yo kill any robbers.

Why did you have your doors unlocked the first time?

well yes it was a nice try

Build a fake car that is actually a 25000lb bomb and explodes whenever someone comes within 100 feet of it. That'll show him and the surrounding 16 city blocks.

ssaammiiee 5

ahahah thats brutal but if you have insurance like your supposed to, then you will be fine

26- that's a great idea, if op parks the car then walks 8.25 miles to work.

Um. OP, it's called a Trunk Monkey. Get one. Saved my ass countless times.

what's a trunk monkey?

:O What's a Trunk Monkey? Good Lord, I'll lift the rock off of you! YouTube 'Trunk Monkey' stat!

lol wtf? that is hilarious.

He's my little friend. He has my back and I give him bananas.

although this is a bad thing to happen and has happened to me a few times. but i dont think leaving your doors unlocked can be classed as "breaking in" generaly it defines to "break" something to get in. eg window like the second time or a lock. but still thats bad luck Op. i agree with the guy uptop. wait in the bush with the magnum and see how he gos a third time.

futtbuck101 1

better luck next time.

Xanith 0

You copied that off of American dad.

Well, even if you failed, you get an E for effort Op.

juicedboi 7

as shit as that is, it's pretty funny

Ionodemon1995 0

26- that would be called a nuke. But this is America we overdo shot so I'm with you.

theboss3469 4

that sounds like an awesome plan!!

No, a nuclear bomb includes splitting an atom and a hydrogen bomb(also called a nuke) involves the fission of atoms. None of which are used. This is simply a 25000 pound bomb.

BaMaBelle11 0

89- don't look now but there's a bird in your MOUTH!!

Somebody is out to get you. I suggest surveillance.

Yeah maybe there's cameras in the parking lot!

OWNZ 0

OR drive in a decoy car and fill it with nuclear waste, so that when they break in, they get cancer and die >:D

41 - made me lol, love the idea!

Blackmail111 9

or you could simply install bars on the windows

chester75 5

41 OP was forgetful enough to leave the door unlocked what makes you sure he will remember which car the waste was in.

ifinsane 6

Wait and watch for his ass to come back then shoot him in the leg and say "nice try"

ayooBrandon 12

at least you know its the same person

Uraharas_Bankai 1

Throw a brick into their house and write "don't forget to lock your door"

That would work if he/she knew who the person was.

Uraharas_Bankai 1

Assuming OP figures out who

that comment made no sense.

applesuckers 0

lol. it didn't make sense. :P

michelleissexy 0

makes no sense at all, but it's funnier than the actual FML.

35, 45, 86: Guys, I don't know what you didn't understand, but 4/18's idea made perfect sense to me....

lilkamarciano 0

agreed. you guys must just be REALLY slow

at least you tried... FYL

u need to clean ur room. and I know someone already said it on another fml :D

quit harassing my bedroom! I do what I want

NiinaxK12 0

This comment made my day

iluvfmls456 0

f your car's life

That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband

iluvfmls456 0

his/her wife AND husband? is op married to 2 different people?

He could of taken the brick, just thought.

Love you 7! FYL OP!!!

thats not possible i still have my penis.howd he throw it threw a window?

applesuckers 0

10 it's a song.

they raping erebody up in here

michelleissexy 0

Lol.

michelleissexy 0

Lol.

16 You are so dumb, you are very dumb.

lilkamarciano 0

hahahahahah ^

7 best comment i have read in a while XD

Lolo99981 5

fo real

jellitonoctopus 19

you can run and tell that.

Dude. U gotta be from pittsburgh

We gon find you we gon find you

plum_lovin 28

46- the songs just a remix of what actually happened to someone.. he ended up becoming somewhat famous for it and was guest stared in Tosh.0 ect. People just decided to make a song out of it.. which then become even more famous... lol sorry for the history lesson, just thought you should know its not just a song...

pianogirl12345 8

Too bad, so sad, nice try tho!(:

Stupid lifeless person with nothing else better to do.

well naturally every criminal carries a notepad and pen for there many and various taunts