Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
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Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Crickmasta 0
I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL
EmbalmingTheatre 0
That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow
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Familia08 0
#5, who takes showers at school together that's wrong
anniebananie 3
#57 - Agreed! I did that same thing when I was little.
gefanit 0
#63 In preschool we shared showers with the girls after "gym class". Nothing wrong in it. You're the kind of people who think sexual of nude family photos of kids? The sexual is in the eye of the beholder... For normal people it's just kids.
pinkducttape 0
little kids tend to see things in a different perspective than adults - like if i buy my niece a 6 inch subway sandwich she might go home telling her mom about this huge sandwich she had and exaggerate the size - but if we are outside and find this little flowers she will once again tell her mom she saw this tiny microscopic little blue flowers in the yard - kids arent a reliable source for comparing size.
Familia08 0
#65 I know what you mean. What I'm talking about is I never heard of a school that does that especially have their children take showers with kids they don't know. Would you want your child to do that?
DaemonDoC 0
just epic
condescending 0
#1 is right mayby Dylan is hung like a horse who knows? It could be that you're average and Dylan is a freak of nature.
JohnFR33M4N 0
well if your dong is big, he must be chuck norris' son
Familia08 0
LOL at #70. Fu$@ing chuck norris
PaperxHearts_xox 0
Since they're still small children, it's entirely possible that they've seen each other naked before. Especially since many little kids still have 'accidents' and such, and are usually stripped in front of people. Kids don't really have all that much privacy. And little kids are curious, so it's entirely normal to want/ask to see their siblings/people of the opposite gender's privates. ...but about the whole 'same size' thing, it's either an FYL, or it's Dylan FTW x)