Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Crickmasta 0
I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL
EmbalmingTheatre 0
That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (232)
PsychoX 0
50: Doing the nasty?! FYL FYL FYL!!!! Young boys penises do get erect randomly, especially in school when they haven't urinated in 5+ hours. And... changing with girls when < 7?! in SCHOOL!? Damn, I wish I had gone to your school.
Loe_307 0
Door = lock it.
fYOURlife1989 0
#3..uhhh, i don't know any seven year olds who get erect. what world do you live in? anyway, it's not that bad that she's seen his penis, little kids don't think of things like that. they run around naked for no reason. and kids say the darndest things. maybe she has bad perception? ahah.
inam83 0
#54 All boys get erections starting from the time they are born unless they have a medical condition. They get them more often and are more noticeable when they hit puberty but they still get them before that.
ZuraLasgeon 0
I COULD read all these comments and see if what I have to say is on here, but I won't. When I was a kid, I'd show my stuff to boys. They'd show me there's. We didn't touch or anything, but just looked at each others junk. It's because young kids are learning that little girls and boys are different. It fascinates them.
xHaniffax 0
It was clearly a game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours".
xHaniffax 0
#11, that thought probably wasn't in the OPs head until you just said it.
missus_butter 0
Might want to make sure she meant her friend Dylan, who is 7, and not "my friend the school janitor who is also named Dylan" or something. You know, instead of freaking out like an idiot about your apparently tiny wee wee.
fYOURlife1989 0
#55, not big enough to mistake for a grown man's and #5 said it best, i don't know a lot of kids who are fooling around at that age.
AnneFTW 17
Ahahaha love #60. I'm sure if yours was the size of an average 7 year old's you'd know it already. She would've only seen yours from a distance through glass or whatever anyway... Oh & for future refernce maybe you should lock the door when you take a shower. XD