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Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
Stay back late on Friday. After he's gone, drip shrimp/prawn juice into the mouthpiece of his phone handset (on the old ones you could unscrew the mouthpiece and put a whole prawn in there).
Get in Monday morning before him. As soon as he reaches his desk, dial his phone number.
Better yet, do the "The Office" prank. Every other day, put one penny into his phone. He will get used to the slow increase in weight. Then, after a while, take all of the pennies out. Next time he picks up his phone he will smash it into his face.
94, read my profile and that's my response to your comment
Umm... yeah, about reading your profile it just makes you look like a bigger bitch which I think is really more of an insult to yourself than a comeback to my comment so.... Yeah have fun with your bitchy ass life. I'll be sure to enjoy a care free bitchless life :P
Im sorry but that's funny
I'm sorry, but there IS a time and place for trolling. At work is not one of those places, especially if it screws up a whole day's worth of work and can potentially get the victim fired.