Today, I found myself actively concerned about what the characters... - FML

By Anonymous - 9/8/2012 10:50 - United States

Today, I found myself actively concerned about what the characters from "Will and Grace" have been doing since the show went off the air. FML

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By ananymous - 1/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By effyou - 10/2/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

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By iwantpizza69 - 12/2/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 1/5/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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By Heethersays - 3/7/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, I went to the gym to lift weights because my arm muscles are pathetic. In order to use a machine, I needed to pull out a knob to adjust the seat setting. After an embarassing struggle, a worker came over and helped me. Turns out I'm not even strong enough to adjust the seat settings. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By choldcreations - 7/3/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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By ineed sleep!!! - 22/10/2019 20:00

Let me sleep!

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument when I suggested we start sleeping in separate rooms. He thinks I don’t love him anymore, but that’s not the case. I’m madly in love with him, but he snores like a freight train and thrashes like a fucking Ninja Turtle all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/7/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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By chris - 9/6/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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By fmfb - 7/6/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/2/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Memory man

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 1/5/2019 18:00

Today, I finally got my forklift license after training for a week. Almost eight hours later, I lost my license by not lowering my forks, crashing into and destroying four overhead light fixtures which cost more than $500 in damage. FML

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By rockefoe - 15/11/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML

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By NotASquirrel - 12/3/2016 05:29 - United States - Bronx

Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML

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By El Sayer - 3/3/2020 23:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Hey, Big Spender!

Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/3/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, my parents and I were looking through old photos. My dad comments, "Wow you were chubby back then. But that's ok, it was baby fat." Then he turns to me and asks, "What's your excuse now?" FML

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By loverpants - 14/8/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML

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By WesJaz - 8/1/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/2/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML

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By me - 20/11/2013 15:28 - United States - Bronx

Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/1/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/1/2014 12:28 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/6/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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By conley19 - 15/9/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML

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By oh lord - 27/5/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

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By pist off - 5/3/2018 19:00

Classy.

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing off a hot air balloon. FML

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By tbw - 12/1/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to get my ass in shape and went to the gym. I got motion-sickness on the elliptical. FML

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By weezer - 21/2/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/4/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 7/3/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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By fatteningmeup - 26/5/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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By SupermarketSally - 25/11/2016 13:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, a customer threw a bottle of milk at me because we'd moved our smoke counter 6 months earlier during our renovations. Moved it five metres to the right that is. He marched out of the store, then marched back, grabbed the milk from my hands, threw $5 at me and then left again. FML

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By Noname - 26/2/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/4/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By a very unlucky dude. - 18/6/2014 06:37 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I learned the valuable lesson that taking care of a baby crow isn't the best idea. He finally can fly away, but sits on my porch all day cawing for food. FML

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By WearingHats | 14

#4793036 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:06

They've been thinking about you.

By DocBastard | 38

#4793186 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:48

Will died in a freak Salad Shooter accident.

Grace hung around the gay guys so long that she decided she wanted to be a gay man. She's set to have gender reassignment surgery next month. She's still neurotic and single.

Jack realised that he wasn't gay after all and is dating Lindsay Lohan.

Karen is still drunk.

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By jetsown08 | 21

#4792998 - Thursday 9 August 2012 15:59

Happens to me all the time with other movies and shows I like.

Who the hell am I kidding, that's just strange OP!

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LO388 | 7

#4793769 - Thursday 9 August 2012 19:20

Not surprising coming from a jets fan.

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KiddNYC1O | 20

#4794883 - Friday 10 August 2012 0:39

And Progressive agent.

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SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4795318 - Friday 10 August 2012 2:17

1) your profile scares the fuck out of me.

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RaggleFrock | 13

#4795637 - Friday 10 August 2012 4:46

Out of curiosity I looked at his profile...It's a Borat quote.

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jetsown08 | 21

#4796254 - Friday 10 August 2012 8:57

71- I'm glad somebody finally noticed. 100 points to Gryffindor!

By mpj13 | 8

#4793012 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:02

That can't be healthy

By devonisthebest | 7

#4793013 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:03

Cool

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nado13579 | 12

#4793712 - Thursday 9 August 2012 19:08

I envy 3 for making such a well thought comment. Hopefully one day I can be a hilarious and smart commenter like him.

By Aug1508 | 9

#4793021 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:03

Well Op time to get some friends...

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ReturnOfTheRat | 6

#4793301 - Thursday 9 August 2012 17:31

I've got friends:)
all ten seasons on dvd

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Aug1508 | 9

#4793347 - Thursday 9 August 2012 17:45

21- but your not worried about how will and grace's life is going after the show has finished. I'm sure Op was talking about the characters and not the actors themselves. So don't take it personally.

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samiiii_fml | 2

#4793434 - Thursday 9 August 2012 18:10

She was definitely talking about the television series "Friends", not taking it personally.

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Slender_Man | 6

#4796605 - Friday 10 August 2012 10:51

23- *facepalm*

By scalleywag | 2

#4793031 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:06

I wish actual FML's would get published.

By WearingHats | 14

#4793036 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:06

They've been thinking about you.

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SecretMe00 | 5

#4795565 - Friday 10 August 2012 4:19

I can't believe the show is off the air.. That's sad.. I love Will and Grace!

By DictatorDom | 5

#4793043 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:08

Maybe cause that one of the funniest shows ever?

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evfan | 1

#4794172 - Thursday 9 August 2012 21:45

true story

By scalleywag | 2

#4793050 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:11

I wish real FML's would get posted.

By Enslaved | 36

#4793065 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:12

The characters and not the actors that played them? Damn that was some great writing back then!

By Psych101 | 9

#4793072 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:12

Do you mean the characters from the show? Or the actors who portrayed them? If it was the characters, like you said, then I have harsh truth. they're not real.

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TheMathMajor | 26

#4793414 - Thursday 9 August 2012 18:05

That's why it's an FML.