Miscellaneous: Today, I found myself actively concerned about what the characters... - FML

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I found myself actively concerned about what the characters from "Will and Grace" have been doing since the show went off the air. FML

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By nooneinparticular - 21/5/2020 08:00

Fragrant

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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By Ryan - United States

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML

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By NJ <3 - United States

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

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By no tea parties here, gran - United States

Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML

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By MissKitty

Special Snowflake Kitty

Today, I found out why I couldn't properly breathe nor sleep for the past 2 days. I'm allergic to the new kitty litter. This is the special litter I had to buy because my snowflake cat is allergic to all the other brands. FML

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By garage - France

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

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By Dumbblonde - United States

Today, I was babysitting this little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park so we did. When we were walking back, I was caring her on my back. When were almost at the door, she told me she had to go pee. I told her to hold it. As we were walking in the door I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

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By WhosGoingToCleanThisUp - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter taught me the literal meaning of "When the shit hits the fan." FML

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By Flippy - United States

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

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By biggs sprhro - United States - Bryan

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML

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By Username - United States

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 14:02

My precious

Today, I had some flagstones put down to fix a muddy place where my horses stand, in a part of the woods that is only accessible on foot. The flagstones weigh about 30 kilos apiece and you can easily get them for free on the internet, yet someone went to the trouble to steal them. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my phone stopped charging. I panicked because I can't really afford to get it fixed, and it's too stressful a time at my last semester at university to not have a phone. I took it to the repair shop, and the man turned it off and on again. it works perfectly. I'm a total idiot. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By TheKingDavis - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By Angrily Paranoid - United States - Seattle

Today, my paranoia got so bad that I had to physically restrain myself from aggressively confronting the kid walking behind me on the sidewalk. FML

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By identitychangeplease - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By cheap - France - Toulouse

Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML

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By Simon - France

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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By atmac95 - United States

Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML

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By 613tanner

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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By ChangMu - United States - Des Moines

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML

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By timmyb - United States

No coffee for you

Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML

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By Stacy Dee - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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By MyDeliveriesCanWait

Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML

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By Noname - Canada

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

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By Jack - United States - Asheville

Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML

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By Shone - Canada - Grand Forks

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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By tor - United States

Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML

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By scheisse - Germany - Herne

Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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By Username

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By dead - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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By Tiana - United States

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

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By 3722145 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I showed my son the old trick of turning a calculator upside down and spelling "BOOBIES" on it in numbers. He laughed, then spent nearly 20 minutes trying to spell "COCKS", before giving up and hurling the calculator across the room. I wish my sperm had a warranty. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

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By JulesBlues

Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML

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By Charlayyyy

Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

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By anonymous - China - Shanghai

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

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By WearingHats | 14

#4793036 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:06

They've been thinking about you.

By DocBastard | 38

#4793186 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:48

Will died in a freak Salad Shooter accident.

Grace hung around the gay guys so long that she decided she wanted to be a gay man. She's set to have gender reassignment surgery next month. She's still neurotic and single.

Jack realised that he wasn't gay after all and is dating Lindsay Lohan.

Karen is still drunk.

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By jetsown08 | 21

#4792998 - Thursday 9 August 2012 15:59

Happens to me all the time with other movies and shows I like.

Who the hell am I kidding, that's just strange OP!

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LO388 | 7

#4793769 - Thursday 9 August 2012 19:20

Not surprising coming from a jets fan.

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KiddNYC1O | 20

#4794883 - Friday 10 August 2012 0:39

And Progressive agent.

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SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4795318 - Friday 10 August 2012 2:17

1) your profile scares the fuck out of me.

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RaggleFrock | 13

#4795637 - Friday 10 August 2012 4:46

Out of curiosity I looked at his profile...It's a Borat quote.

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jetsown08 | 21

#4796254 - Friday 10 August 2012 8:57

71- I'm glad somebody finally noticed. 100 points to Gryffindor!

By mpj13 | 8

#4793012 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:02

That can't be healthy

By devonisthebest | 7

#4793013 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:03

Cool

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nado13579 | 12

#4793712 - Thursday 9 August 2012 19:08

I envy 3 for making such a well thought comment. Hopefully one day I can be a hilarious and smart commenter like him.

By Aug1508 | 9

#4793021 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:03

Well Op time to get some friends...

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ReturnOfTheRat | 6

#4793301 - Thursday 9 August 2012 17:31

I've got friends:)
all ten seasons on dvd

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Aug1508 | 9

#4793347 - Thursday 9 August 2012 17:45

21- but your not worried about how will and grace's life is going after the show has finished. I'm sure Op was talking about the characters and not the actors themselves. So don't take it personally.

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samiiii_fml | 2

#4793434 - Thursday 9 August 2012 18:10

She was definitely talking about the television series "Friends", not taking it personally.

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Slender_Man | 6

#4796605 - Friday 10 August 2012 10:51

23- *facepalm*

By scalleywag | 2

#4793031 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:06

I wish actual FML's would get published.

By WearingHats | 14

#4793036 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:06

They've been thinking about you.

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SecretMe00 | 5

#4795565 - Friday 10 August 2012 4:19

I can't believe the show is off the air.. That's sad.. I love Will and Grace!

By DictatorDom | 5

#4793043 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:08

Maybe cause that one of the funniest shows ever?

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evfan | 1

#4794172 - Thursday 9 August 2012 21:45

true story

By scalleywag | 2

#4793050 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:11

I wish real FML's would get posted.

By Enslaved | 36

#4793065 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:12

The characters and not the actors that played them? Damn that was some great writing back then!

By Psych101 | 9

#4793072 - Thursday 9 August 2012 16:12

Do you mean the characters from the show? Or the actors who portrayed them? If it was the characters, like you said, then I have harsh truth. they're not real.

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TheMathMajor | 26

#4793414 - Thursday 9 August 2012 18:05

That's why it's an FML.