Say Anything 2.0

By notsomuch - 01/08/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend's attempt to win me back involved standing at the bottom of my apartment building with two airhorns, blasting them and shouting. And for some reason, singing "Sweet Caroline", even though that's not my name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 852
You deserved it 3 946

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Dont you mean your bf because How could you not take that winner back

bigjoekickass 0

Maybe he was asking for his other ex that lived in that building


awe poor u, someone cares for u. lol if he's worth it go take him back, if not, drop a toaster out ur window.

X_Codes 11

If he thinks air horns are endearing, then he's trash. Congrats on the "Ex-"Boyfriend.

aFatFuck 0

Points for creativity?

Kid34 0

I guess you could say.....he was horny!

12em12 1

Maybe he went to the wrong ex.

silversti 0

I'm not gunna make fun of the dude, I had my heart broken recently, and that shit hurts more then any physical pain I've experienced, oh so many sleepless nights

there are two scenarios which we all can conclude. one he cheated on her and wants her back OR she found someone else and dumped him. Either way, I am saying ( sorry fellas ) the guy could have put on a little more effort in the relationship to make it where he wouldn't be dumped. Perhaps not enough communication skills and trust between them or the relationship has gotten dull from the same routine. And it goes with all fellas, maybe we should use our hearts more and listen. I think if this guy listened to this girl and used his heart to completely earn the trust pu

Dispute 3

it's the though that counts.

79, or they broke up because they weren't good together and he was drunk when he did this...

It is the thought that counts. And in a way I think it's kind of sweet. Well, ish. He tried... That's more than a lot of guys do. I give ten points for trying, minus three for bad planning.

X_Codes 11

-100 for using air horns. Seriously, am I the only person in the world who finds those things obscenely annoying? If the guy screwed up and wants to make amends, then he needs a serious adjustment in his strategy.

Sacurason 0

79- There are many, many, many more reasons for breakups than that, many of them situational. You can't assume that he wasn't listening to her; for all we know, he was too touchy-feely. I know that's not likely, but passing judgement based on possibility rather than knowledge is never the fair way to go.

that song can be used for any woman regardless of name :)

18, that someone obviously doesnt care enough to remember op's name

That says nothing other than he's desperate and seriously wants you back

No one wants desperate.

besides people who are desperate...

There's always good old hand and tissues.....

I agree... plus at least he's trying to win you back! I mean it could be worse, he could already have a new girl friend and I'm sure OP wouldn't like that much either

No_habla_espanol 11

I agree with 63. At least he tried! What if he wasn't playing the song because of the name, but because of the meaning? Ehh, whatever. He still tried lol.

#87 Your cute =D

Sweet notsomuch? Sounds like crap.

bigjoekickass 0

Maybe he was asking for his other ex that lived in that building


Dont you mean your bf because How could you not take that winner back

SpicyGrass 0

Caroline, sweety, please, wake from this endless sleep.

Your picture makes your comments that much funnier.

guinea14 0

Haha 106 my thoughts exactly.

Just call the cops on him or something.

armorf0r 7

never call the cops on a guy spilling his heart out, trying get a girl back.. That's fucked up man.

silversti 0

that's very fucked up, it's sometimes hard to let the truth sink in, all he needs is a nice "it's over" with a decent explanation

salvorican 24

Op could have nicely explained it.. Some guys just don't want to give up..

the_gabe254 0

I agree. Some people just don't listen, because some girls can be just as bad!!! I mean seriously bad. lol

he must really want you back, even if he's a little off track...

JacksonCampbell 9

Was that truly necessary? I found it quite elementary. You must be superior If you plan on being legendary. You are currently inferior. You mad, bro?

He may be off track, But she may want him back. Maybe his orgasmic skills in the sack, Make up for what his romantic skills lack.

JacksonCampbell 9

If she wanted him back, She would've taken him Instead of giving him a smack When he sang the hymn.

he sounds like such a winner to me...

Does the ellipsis signify obvious sarcasm?

That's sort of sweet...but mostly creepy.