Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. FML
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Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
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kaitlynadele 0
I did something like that once. I thought my friend's dad was his grandfather. In my defense, though, he's in his 60's.
nwc020 0
or grandfather
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Comments (80)
WTSchool 0
And I'm pretty sure parents don't hit on their daughter's boyfriends either. xD Or at least most don't.
Bizenghastly 0
hmmm well perhaps she's a milf? or maybe just a cougar.
ddbeba90 1
omg my name is Diana also and me and my mom look like sisters she would so flip if that something happened to her!
WTSchool 0
He's a keeper. :P
mofran 0
what does him being handsome have to do with anything...
chahacha599 0
ouch
fml_mu 10
You were trying to hit on your daughter's boyfriend on what? :P Growing old old is life... accept it! :D
imazaari 12
My mom had my little brother at 44 so this will probably happen to her at some point. She's a health nut so she looks really good though.
Pewpewpengy 0
Ouch that had to burn deep down
MacWorms 10
Well...that must have been awkward.