Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in, I heard a noise. Thinking it was the tram, I decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like a giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle-aged man taking photos of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML
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Top comments
DGross 8
At least you are (presumably) attractive... You didn't hear and other noises later right? Either way, just call him out on it and he will probably leave you alone... or rape you...
aeliz 0
At least he wasn't masterbating. That's where I thought this FML was going... most of these tram/bus/train stories end in such ways. Things could be worse!
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Comments (120)
mom0_fml 0
I'm a tit
jakeomatic 0
Here's your award!
Freeze_fml 17
I see what you did there, FML staff..
Tripout 0
ROFLMFAO I see it. about time.
whatchutalkinbou 0
You have made use of two periods. Highly against the Grammar Nazi Codex.
Repttar 0
bitch u should be flatered, now sck his dck and make him a sammich
pwned613 0
lol that really werid...
Freeze_fml 17
Comment got cut in half.
Mahyar 2
TOT
ImaginaryFoe 1
You thought the tram was giggling evilly?
ravensunnyd 0
are you stupid how would you not have seen him in an empty tram
samanthaiscool 0
that's is pretty creepy but i don't believe that deserves to be on fml...
alexsannell 13
if it was empty AND you were sitting at the back how did you not see him? wouldn't he have to turn around and face you to take the picture?
xoconnie 8
grossssssssssss mannnnn
CharliePoops 0
this isn't funny, this is just weird..
BabySoExclusive 0
creppy old man!!
NeonWar__ 0
#62 you needa find the guy that took them for that!
water2210 0
um I would have kicked his ball sack and ran to the next tram car
tyheron 0
There is almost never any creepy old men taking photos in the kitchen without your awareness so I guess YDI.
ReyEr9412 0
@26 he was obviously wearing tramcam (tram camoflague).
eaglesfan365 0
at least he thinks ur hot
ReyEr9412 0
Maybe Tramoflague would have been better....
tehamericanboy94 0
Oh that was you? Your thong was showin I had to get some photos!
Felendris 0
@90 Your photo is a contradiction...
Renisca 7
Win!
u_killed_kenny_ 0
creeper.....................
ImaginaryFoe 1
Rey, tramouflage is better.
deathcab7 0
i dont get it #1...
helo2 0
no one gets him
MissAndreaSummer 0
I agree with all these people... you're an idiot for not seeing him... but let me guess, you were on the phone, not paying attention.. or maybe just plain blind.. does that one work for ya..???
InCaged_Insanity 0
Oh Shit! I thought i was being sneaky... and(SHIT IN MY ASS!!) it was not an "evil" laugh.. it was my (ASS) damn Tourette's. Sorry
InCaged_Insanity 0
Don't worry, He was taking those pics so that when he got home (which is the next station) he could crawl into the medium sized dumpster that he calls home and ********** using leftover grease from a Big Mac as lubricant. Because it reminds him of his younger days when his father would "touch" him in exchange for a Double Cheeseburger.
neonblue120 6
lo ******* l now I get ur avatar that is just awesome
areforever 0
I guess...he took.....the shot. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
hahasluts 0
i was just thinking that! also, not really a fmylife, unless O.P.'s f'ing their terrible eyesight incapable of detecting creepy guys on a seemingly empty tram
iRobynM 0
eww oh well .. he didnt hurt you. btw second!!
DGross 8
At least you are (presumably) attractive... You didn't hear and other noises later right? Either way, just call him out on it and he will probably leave you alone... or rape you...
Billbo23 0
wtf is a tram!?
Boddmon 0
It's like a streetcar
Resquall 0
During Hitler's reign, Jews were forbidden to ride trams... AGHRGAH, CURSE YOU ANNE FRANK'S DIARY
Shokz992 0
#34 - Biggest moron ever.
pipp360 0
jewwwwwwwwwww
kkamp516 10
mojojo Jo jo ftw!!!!! lol
pwned613 0
I was that guy muhahahahah!!!!!
dawgzor 0
me too
Lg11 3
and me!
DGross 8
you all sound like women coming out saying you slept with Tiger lol
Felendris 0
and I was the tram driver who had 3 cameras in the back. And you 3 are the guy who's in jail. o.O
Renisca 7
That sounds rather hypocritical.
fenderninja77 0
gross!
DGross 8
nice edit FML Staff :-P @ #1
farsidee 0
what was the first post?
PwnerJohn 0
bet you it was 1st!
DGross 8
@24 wins a cookie... I like it when the FML Staff turns stupid posts into humorous ones :-)
medjai 0
Yay for breaking privacy laws! But on the end, there must have been a reason. so it could have been a compliment...
lolsan 0
;n;
pipp360 0
don't take the tylonall
sam_love8 0
hahah
theeBeezWaXx 0
haha thats creepyy.
mylifeblows3232 3
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