Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. FML
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Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
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kaitlynadele 0
I did something like that once. I thought my friend's dad was his grandfather. In my defense, though, he's in his 60's.
nwc020 0
or grandfather
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Comments (80)
mubaki 18
favorited. thank you for sharing this with us, and may your sense of your humor keep you forever young no matter how old on the outside you may appear.
sandbox2008 0
why is your daughter dating a retard? Even if he wasn't sure if you were the mother or grandmother... he should have assumed mother.. that's the logical/polite thing to do.. hence his retardedness...
orhlixyone 0
Are you having designs on Diana's bf? Naughty mother...
kuntageous 0
Ohwow
giraffeluva922 0
BURN!!!
FoundManyLemons 0
Easy, cougar...
zoolander951 0
why wouldn't he just ask where diana was?
RazorbladeSmiles 0
Did you really have to include "handsome" in that story?
rakhil11 7
XD @ 49 and er...wow
buddyboy50000000 0
you need some olay like shit