By wtfdaughter - 03/02/2015 16:59 - Brazil - Recife

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
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WeLikeIke 23

10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

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buckdharma 37

What if she named her Popcorn? Wouldn't this justify putting her in on the popcorn setting?

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ty4nier 16

Better than putting a hamster in there like my friend did. But she was 6

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milehigh52 22

English motherfucka, do you speak it?!!!

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WOTAN1488 24

Its from a German show which I was reminded of by this FML, and figured someone would get. NVM then.

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bambam42069 13

Let's hope she marries well you can't fix someone being that dumb at 17 years old sadly

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yolololol3 17

my mom threw all my dolls away(∩_∩)

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rdenkewicz 11

I'm sure she will marry and make beautiful microwaved babies.

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Morning_fml 22

There's nothing wrong with liking something. Hell, I'm too old to play with Legos but if I had the time and money to buy me a decent Lego set then I would do it.

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travellingfun 18

Atleast she knows how to use the microwave.

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EvilTurtle 35

"a doll" ...you don't know if it's her daughter's doll. I'm questioning your intelligence.

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