By wtfdaughter - 03/02/2015 16:59 - Brazil - Recife

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
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WeLikeIke 23

10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

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iShanny 13

Did this remind ANYONE else of that Boy Meets World episode when Morgan does the exact same thing?? "Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the oven?" "No, honey, that would be a mistake." "... Mommy, I made a mistake."

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TheLadyOpal 30

I wasn't reminded of that until I read this - I loved watching that show :D

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sdroze1389 31

maybe that was just a cover for the fact she is trying her hand at voodoo and when she realized you didn't melt just played dumb doll Samaritan

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SadiesMommy 1

What if her daughter has a mental problem or something, don't go accusing a person when you don't know them.

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exuberant_orange 17

Well... On the bright side... she still has a big imagination... I guess....

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ViviMage 39

It's fine to place a doll inside the box with it off. Turning the microwave on however will result in a fire or melted doll bits.

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Surge_Heart 12

Why does a 17 year old doll need someone else to warm her up ?

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Gorebabee17 10

Damn. She must feel lonely as ****.

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UH60 26

I can't help but choose 'You deserved it' on a lot of FMLs parents post. Maybe it's just me, but assuming these parents were an active part of their kids life, you deserve it for raising them.

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diagnosed 15

You know I have to agree with a lot of these people that say its your fault that your daughter is an idiot. It is a parents job to teach the child the difference between reality and fantasy. I foresee a lot of very bad things in this girl's future most of which can easily be avoided with some common sense which she obviously lacks. I hope you're prepared to be a grandmother soon. Heaven forbid that thought. I wouldn't let her breed if it was up to me......

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