By wtfdaughter - 03/02/2015 16:59 - Brazil - Recife

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 529
You deserved it 4 830

Same thing different taste

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10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

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"And please remember to spay and neuter your children!"--read in the voice of Bob Barker

afallingstar 22

On the upside its a doll not a child...although what is a 17 year old doing still playing with dolls?

There is nothing wrong with still having dolls at seventeen. It is only a trait of the uptight and unimaginative to believe that getting older means giving up everything you ever loved and loved to do when you were younger.

softviking 12

Actually, it does exist dolls and teddybears that are ment to be microvawed. They are often filled with wheatgrass etc, that will keep the doll warm for so and so long after being in the oven. They are ment to keep you warm during cold nights, or to ease pains from muscles and limbs.

there are at least 6 things wrong with this

doglady 16

Yikes. I hope she's on reliable birth control.

And you call yourself a parent HOW?! Good lord.