Today, to spice things up a bit, my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner, so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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Top comments
Lozza 0
Was the heat... SO INTENSE?
jaderrrx3 0
I think it's more like **** her life.
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Comments (213)
breenntt 0
WOW. ydi
aaliyahbaybee 0
Agreed but HAHAHA. So screwed xD
Bl4ck_1c3 2
Maybe he does deserve it but... DOUBLE RAINBOW!!
ChrisSG 0
that's awesome!!!
MrSassypants 34
double rainbow all the way across the ass!
TheCookehMonstet 0
Oooh. Double rainbow. Of COOKIES!?!?!?!?
DarkWaffle 0
I think its starting to look like a TRIPLE RAINBOW *cries*
KingDingALing 9
44- Hahahahaha! That's the first thing that came to my mind to!
blankaex 0
How is this an FML? It's amazing! You just got two pots of gold!
Mehness 0
Oh, man! It's a double rainbow all across the sky!
cessily 8
I'm seeinngg doubblleee
shortstuff9519 0
woooaaahhh double rainbow what does it mean
_TONGAN_ 5
yea #44 just stole that line from #24...bitch ass can't even come up with his own joke!
Jessi2487 0
double the rainbow double the fun?
green_eyes124 0
It's so bright and vivid!
madarchod 0
this FML looks repeat
solegit 0
did she died?
deathcab7 0
so intense!
heyhihellogoodby 0
I guess it's time to taste the rainbow.
thecrazyasian 3
oh shit at least u kept the bitch in her rightful place... the kitchen
acccccccc 1
damn thats hot!(pun! i think?)
DaleksAreEpic 0
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Crlnprz 11
wtf man people make food and eat there....
Lozza 0
Was the heat... SO INTENSE?
chuchurocket 4
omg a double rainbow omg omg omg
rottentomatoes 7
DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAYYY
grabblebyk 1
What does it mean?!?!
Sun_Kissed18 25
All the way across her butt!
weavermycutecat 0
..so bright so vivid....double rainbow double rainbow....so intense...
maddieclaire 0
oh my god,...look at that raiinboow
caramelluv 0
aw ur adorable
jazzylove22171 0
lmfaoo reminds me of tosh.o
novaryan 0
o yaaaa!!!! that's....HOT
aaaahh 0
intense like camping?
whoisthisgirl 4
psht it was on raywilliamjohnson first. tosh.o can suck a dick
AceArctic 4
Oh my god it's full on!
ThatOneDouchebag 0
**** Tosh, it was on RWJ like 2 months earlier.
cbaidchris 6
**** you Daniel Tosh is a saint.
UnicornsDoExist 0
Oh, damn, I hope you apologized like crazy
SarahBearXoX 0
Yeah I hope he did too, if he didn't then she will give him a reason to post on fml. Also, more like F anyone who has ever eaten at your house's life... come on.
harmoo_fml 0
or anyone who WILL eat at op's house :/
Kaiden2554 3
That's where his wife should be! BAM
jaderrrx3 0
I think it's more like **** her life.
randomchickkk 0
that's what i was thinking
chili10 18
maybe she's into masochism
jacetopia96 1
or maybe just **** her lol
12haarek 5
oh my god, a double rainbow :O
Benpie 22
Literally
dwold91 3
DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THe WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!! What does it mean?? Bah haha aha hahahahahahahahahahaha Tosh.O FTW!!!
factioncoalition 0
And for that we thank you
sarah48_fml 0
#5 No. Ray William Johnson ftw. Everyone knows internet killed television. :)
Im_Russia 0
^^ to true
myworld99 0
lol.
anorexicbarbie 8
Tosh.0 and thebestpageintheuniverse >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ray William Johnson
christian50 0
gotta love Tosh.0
SpicyDuck 22
I second your quote #5.
CitizenSnipz 0
Tosh.0 does all the stuff RWJ did only way later. Coencidence?
Freeze_fml 17
Both of them are annoying ***** who must reiterate the Internet to the uneducated.
FantasticFin 0
dear number 5, your amazingly hot just thought you should know. c: love from me(:
WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1
I had a feeling all the YouTube nerds would comment on this comment. and nononononononoo RWJ FTW.
VoodooGypsy 2
Schmoyoho, accent on the yooooo!
Freeze_fml 17
That's hot.
movie141 0
very hot
6969awesome 0
not even Freeze could put it out
PizzaGuy11 0
not even something really cold could put it out... you know like ice or something.
6969awesome 0
shut up and eat some pizza
GiggidyPants 0
and then some hobo was all like "DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?" and started crying
dwold91 3
Beat ya! ha!
MagicMeds 0
I came here just to post this
Smeagol648 0
Today, I burned my ass while having sex on the stove. FML
JoeyxCloud 0
haha ur pic ftw xD
kiki_05 0
this is one fake fml unless she cooked dinner then said f*#k it it wouldn't burn...it would have cooled down before they got done eating and it would have been a upside-down rainbow or full circle if they just went at it so fake
killab420 0
Woooo Oooo Oooo, this sex is on fire.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
+2 internetz
naruske 4
sounds fake to me. already seen this once here and there was a video of this scene on youtube which was a commercial...