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No, Beowulf is epic. The Odyssey is epic. Dvořák's New World Symphony is epic. This is mildly amusing and very sad, but it is most assuredly NOT epic.

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It could be the *inciting incident* in an epic. The OP, in response to the shattering of the status quo, will enage on a proper adventure with dragons and monsters and attractive bartenders, culminating in an awesome climax and a positive-ironic ending, for although they lost their husband, they discover the true meaning of friendship.

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I would be a bit of both. Relieved I wasn't stupid enough to, but fucking pissed he was. Although that didn't come across right in the comment.

Yeah, I'd let his ass rot in jail and tell him I'm just doing him a favor. Leaving him in jail will give him the opportunity to become someone's girlfriend and be able to have all the sex he clearly wants :)

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