By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos
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Show it anywayLook at the username: "If he had a dick for a head, it'd be f-ing small."
No, Beowulf is epic. The Odyssey is epic. Dvořák's New World Symphony is epic. This is mildly amusing and very sad, but it is most assuredly NOT epic.
It could be the *inciting incident* in an epic. The OP, in response to the shattering of the status quo, will enage on a proper adventure with dragons and monsters and attractive bartenders, culminating in an awesome climax and a positive-ironic ending, for although they lost their husband, they discover the true meaning of friendship.
That is deep
23- You forgot orgies, no epic classical adventure is complete without an orgy.
9- If your profile picture is your most recent Halloween costume then I automatically respect you. My boyfriend and I were the same thing for Halloween, but he was Finn and I was Jake!
I think he was thinking of that song epic you know the one that goes you want it all but you can't have it
You realize this isn't a university English class, right?
93- no we learned that in high school. Beowulf and the Odyssey, that is.
Thank you #23! My next short story/novel is underway!
Thinking with the wrong head
Indeed
Me and you both!
3- The name of the OP was the tip off for me. Apparently he's stupid, a cheater, and has a tiny Peter.
Unlike the other FML (the new father on facebook one), this one has no ambiguity.
The OP from that FB FML responded and explained. So sad.
haha busted
Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.
Wow...that's just wrong on any level
One word...Divorce!
62--awe that's so sweet. Fml is the newest dating site!
Keywords
Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.
Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.