By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie
clodius_fml tells us more.
Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
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Well, gee. I wonder how all these diseases keep spreading? I'm sorry, but I am sick of hearing ignorant ass things like stop the slut shaming. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex. Sleeping with people you met that day... People you DON'T KNOW?!? Ya know what? Never mind. You go right on ahead. Trust that thin piece of latex to guard your life. I sure as hell won't be teaching my children that sort of behavior is in any way acceptable. I do believe live and let live, but on a site or any situation where people make their personal business known it is not my job or anyone else's to validate that type of behavior. And let me be clear, that goes for men AND women.
"Turned out to be heavily pregnant"? As if it weren't obvious when you were drunk? Damn-good beer goggles you got there, hah.
Oh geez. I was afraid the vast majority of FML commenter would be too moronic to realize that was a joke. *sigh* Obviously you can blame her for trying, if only because Forest Gump wouldn't even fall for that. I doubt she was serious. Probably pulling his leg as a joke.