FML : Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it...

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Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cleangirl - / Monday 14 March 2011 23:45 / United Kingdom

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By QuantumLegend | 0

#2183817 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

Shampoo? We don't use shampoo, we use MANpoo.

By afdude87 | 6

#2183881 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:59

show him what it's used for? shower time =
fun time

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By kboy1234 | 0

#2183815 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:49

lol dumb ass

milky953 | 0

#2184986 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:12

did you ever think that he was taking about the brand of shampoo?

tulsafml | 0

#2190574 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 22:29

Yea only guys use shampoo. Smartass

toad396 | 0

#2980388 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:37

yay who needs athows fancy things like shampo I just do a rinse cycle

ntherewas1 | 11

#3328768 - Thursday 22 September 2011 16:31

Let's hope he doesn't know what shampoo is because he uses soap =/ and not because he doesn't wash his hair.

Link5794 | 16

#4851996 - Thursday 23 August 2012 15:52

What if it was shampoo with conditioner and smelled like sunshine, rainbows, and estrogen? Would that be a "female thing"?

By QuantumLegend | 0

#2183817 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

Shampoo? We don't use shampoo, we use MANpoo.

rockr_chick | 5

#2184004 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:19

lol manpoo sounds like another name for shit.

iSitt | 0

#2184073 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:39

Head&Shoulders ftw

emodude44 | 0

#2184250 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:40

Man poo?
Do you have some kind of gay scat fetish?

Adorlee | 11

#2184283 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:00

Lol exactly what 16 said, another word for shit.
I'm pretty sure women aren't attracted to men who rubs shit on their head..

aguerassio | 0

#2184352 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:48

omg I was thinking that too! I can't stop laughing!

rallets | 22

#2184499 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:07

you'd be surprised what some women are into

mazzera_fml | 7

#2184547 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:28

golden shower

Starfire22 | 5

#2184832 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:09

ahh good old copraphilia huh?

vsx2000goton | 0

#2184971 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:07

Lol 2, funniest comment I've seen in a while.

j_cat187 | 19

#2187487 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:48

i clean my self wth shit 2

GPIGLVR | 0

#2187663 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 6:04

YUO USE CRAP???! OMG!!!!!!! :)

lol

hobojo11 | 0

#2192991 - Thursday 17 March 2011 7:12

33 you are a lier my gf loves my crap cent its part of me man funk

gamerchick37 | 0

#2707711 - Saturday 18 June 2011 8:31

lol nice

dakins | 0

#2821837 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:10

men aren't full of shit..... their full of MANPOO... ew.

By paprikacha | 9

#2183864 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:57

Sounds like a winner. -_-

wendyyyy | 0

#2198137 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:51

Haha

By C6Racer | 0

#2183874 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:57

YDI for dating a dirty hobo.

Lustuu_fml | 14

#2184179 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:20

RIGHT Lmao

By afdude87 | 6

#2183881 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:59

show him what it's used for? shower time =
fun time

bariforlife | 0

#2184302 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:08

lol haha agree!

skid123 | 0

#2184652 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:04

well said :)

bharted85 | 7

#2186831 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:33

win

SteelersBaby3 | 0

#2188575 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:35

*LIKE

By beastin34 | 0

#2183883 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:00

epic win for him!!

By TinyDude | 10

#2183888 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:02

apparently he doesnt shower too much lols

By WOW_BS | 0

#2183894 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:05

Is "flat" another word for home? Children this generation are making up words everyday!

seventy5cent | 0

#2183930 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:09

"flat" means an apartment or small home in Europe, it really isn't a new term

fadingaway | 16

#2183983 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:15

It's English/South African for apartment. It could also be a small house in the back of someone's yard where you rent, although we tend to call that a granny flat, so OP probably means an apartment.

mintcar | 9

#2184139 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:10

WTF? As it has already been mentioned above, that word is not made up.

emariebake | 0

#2185061 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:48

lol. old Americans don't get that they only know one English.

lol32360 | 0

#2185165 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:22

lol

Parkinglotk | 0

#2188299 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 6:51

....flat is the English term for apartment

jessicarenee88 | 0

#2199245 - Friday 18 March 2011 11:36

not all americans are that ignorant so please stop stereotyping. i am an average american with an average education an average-sized vocabulary, and although i never use the term "flat" i knew exactly what op meant. im sorry but i feel like i need to stand up for some americans. its really a shame how dense the majority of us are, but i suppose its our own fault.