By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 04:05 - Canada - Ottawa
Same thing different taste
By mala_19 - 12/06/2017 14:00 - Sweden
By aquagoddess - 03/07/2018 19:00
By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack
Trick it is, then
By Tricked - 01/11/2023 09:00
By CandyMachine - 16/02/2011 23:58 - United States
Cheap and gross
By ilovemypup - 31/10/2016 11:20
Candy Andy
By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States
By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe
Selecta blues
By Not my day - 28/11/2022 21:00 - United States
Kinder stranger
By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona
Top comments
Comments
![](/images/default-avatar.jpg)
Teenagers hm, theres a reason they have zits :) hope youre okay though!!
We aren't all bad. The bad ones get more publicity.
But... He lives in Canada...
#22 I think you should re-read the comment too
Zits? But the proactive commercial told me to blame biology!
#1 We can't all poof from childhood to adulthood like you. Beside your magical powers, I fail to see how obtaining zits has to do with a teenagers actions.
I think #1 was referring to them going for the free candy. Increased sugar levels often means more zits, at least it did for me back in the day.
"How many Good & Plenties did you get?" "Plenty." "Good."
#22 re-read it again. "the guy" means him/OP.
#34, the FML must be fake then.
They've got their priorities straight.
He most likely rocked the machine anyways. Going to say YDI
You came from -12 to 39. I applaud you.
get all the candy then help the guy
Everyone wins!
I thought OP was the one stuck.
Well, I mean, if you get all the candy out first, the machine would lose weight......
And y'know. If you eat it all it would make it easier to get him free if it were to happen again.
And sugar gives you super-human strength to help get the machine off the guy. See, there is a certain logic to their actions.
I'll take you to the candy shop.
Let him lick your lollipop?
Go ahead girl, don't you stop?
Keep going till you hit the spot?
Whoa!
FML, twisting ordinary events into something sexual since 2009.
Faith in Humanity... Still the same...-.-
Awesome! You won the comment section here today.
Somebody needs to send OP an extra life.
I want to know that too
Trying to get free candy?
I was thinking that since the vending machine was broken that he might have been a mechanic trying to fix it and something went wrong causing it to fall on him. I would still like a follow up to find out though.
Probably tried rocking it back and forth after the candy got stuck.
Like, what?
I wish that I could pretend that I'm surprised.*
Or: I wish I could say I was suprised*
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
Candy Crush!
They've got their priorities straight.