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**** fox hunts

By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 17:01

Today, my husband was arrested because a fox, fleeing from about a billion dogs and rich twats on horses, jumped through our car window, and cowered between my legs. He got out of the car, waded through the dogs, and pulled one of the twats off his horse into a puddle, ruining his red coat. FML

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By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML

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Paintwork

By MY CAR - 15/11/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

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Night on the tiles

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 18:00

Today, my wife got drunk and stopped for a pee against the wheel of a parked police car, with three coppers and a dog inside it. FML

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By SadFoxLady - 10/06/2013 18:01 - United States - Des Moines

Today, after years of researching and saving money, I got a pet fox. I was able to enjoy the majesty of the animal for three hours before it burrowed under the fence and ran away. FML

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Murderer!

By Anonymous - 03/12/2021 17:01

Today, my husband got charged with felony animal cruelty, because while I was at work, he shot someone's hunting dog on our property. I'm a veterinarian. This should be great for my reputation. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By anon - 27/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Arverne

Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, it ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML

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By Peta2nNoMore - 04/07/2009 10:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Saturday 25 September 2021 20:17

Wouldn’t it have been easier to just drive away with the fox?

LovelyMe1222 6

Saturday 25 September 2021 20:04

That poor fox!!!!!!! This makes me wanna cry. Foxes are my favorite animal and they don't deserve to be hunted for sport!!!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 September 2021 18:10

Tally ho, old chap! So, your husband goes to the clink and the fox ends up between your legs? Seems like your husband got... ...outfoxed, so to speak.

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 25 September 2021 19:48

See people, getting arrested is worth it! For the right reasons, of course.

LovelyMe1222 6

Saturday 25 September 2021 20:04

That poor fox!!!!!!! This makes me wanna cry. Foxes are my favorite animal and they don't deserve to be hunted for sport!!!

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 25 September 2021 20:17

Wouldn’t it have been easier to just drive away with the fox?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 September 2021 22:10

What does the fox say?

Yudith 24

Sunday 26 September 2021 20:38

Today, I was minding my own business when a million dogs and a dozen rich twats on horses started to chase me. I ran for my life and luckily found an open car window. I jumped into the car, just to find my hiding spot was between some lady's legs. The lady's mate got out of the car, pulled one of the twats into the ditch, and got arrested by more twats in silly hats. No, I couldn't stay with the nice lady. FML