Miscellaneous: Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down...

By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 377

You deserved it 3 192

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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 152

You deserved it 44 094

By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 165

You deserved it 36 332

By mumfordandsonimdisappointed - 29/08/2015 05:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 615

You deserved it 19 895

Voice of an angel

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 050

You deserved it 14 760

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 980

You deserved it 4 732

Everything in its right place

By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 740

You deserved it 313

By embarrassedinretail - 20/01/2010 10:01 - Australia

Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 908

You deserved it 4 938

By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 468

You deserved it 4 203

By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 832

You deserved it 8 622

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 764

You deserved it 2 607

yodas0da 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:24

hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)

s0m3guy2010 21

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.

Comments

NotSuchAFunTime 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:24

That video is of me. Your welcome..(;

isitinmybedroom 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:30

i really doubt that

s0m3guy2010 21

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:34

1- You mean you are on death row waiting on the electric chair? You're handling this pretty well.

Jammy01jams 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:35

It wad probably worth it for Queen!

blackheart24 10

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:40

It seems worth it to me... Bohemian Rhapsody is a freaking hit. Plus, Freddy Mercury was a genius sooo I think we can all agree that op's injury was worth it :)

white16sox 19

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:00

**you're and I doubt that 1.

NotSuchAFunTime 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:12

Wow.. It's like people don't understand sarcasm anymore? Chill out, damn. :P

syki 22

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:26

^ Wow, it's like people don't know the definition of sarcasm anymore? Damn. :P lol

Jovecove 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:01

It's worth the fall, I mean, it's Queen!

blackheart24 10

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:46

Mama, just killed a man... Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Mama, life it just begun... But now I've gone and thrown it all away! Mama, ooo ooooo ooo.... Didn't mean to make you cry! If I'm not back again this time tomoro! Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters :)

omgthatsosuppera 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:11

Unless that ukulele player was Charlie, then it might not have been worth it much

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 31 October 2011 6:03

#16, 19 & 42... where does it say Queen was playing? It could have been some no talent plucking notes on a ukulele on you tube that somehow sounded like bohemian rhapsody.. That would NOT be worth it.

toxicangst 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:56

nice!

yodas0da 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:24

hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:55

Sounds like something my dad would do :P

ColdplaySucks 18

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:46

That song is a piece of shit.

zombicidal 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:57

the fact that the annoying kids from glee sang it ruined the whole song for me

The_Troller 14

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:06

That's something my dad would do. He woke my mom up last nigh just to show her a remix of a classical song by Apocalyptica. And a techno remix.

thisisafunnyname 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:21

bohemian rhapsody is awesome. so is apocaptica. i can play some of apocalypticas stuff on my cello

The_Troller 14

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:35

Yeah my dad played them because my sister is learning to play cello.

zukinihudini 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:58

any awesome video of a song by Queen can be declared an emergency

twinboo3 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

LOL

knighthawk69 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:47

Youre hot

yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:14

Can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid...

s0m3guy2010 21

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.

pandm101 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:33

Galileo, Galileo figaro! Magnificoooooooo.

mrosew442 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:02

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

ZXDriver 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:57

O mama Mia, mama Mia

dbt88 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:59

Mama Mia let me go. Beezlebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee...

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:06

for meeeeee, FOR MEEEEEEEEEE! *guitar kicks in*

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:41

gotta get outta here gotta get outta here gotta get outta here

mrosew442 10

Monday 31 October 2011 3:31

(ignoring last comment because it is out of order) so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!!!

Liamj774 36

Monday 13 April 2015 23:23

So you think you can love me and leave me to die

tellithowitis 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:26

Well I think that is important enough

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:26

That must have sounded absolutely gorgeous. I'm picturing one of those angels from the Philadelphia Cream Cheese commercials dancing gracefully on the clouds.