Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
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Pleonasm
| 34
Well, he didn't break it to you in song, in front of 100 other people, that's a start.
But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text.
Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.
But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text.
Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.
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spekledworf
| 18
Well OP could always write 7 albums on it and be the next Taylor Swift
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SNICKERZforKYLE
| 4
Fuck this website ban me nigga
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heartemopants
| 18
I must say first off. Don't be mean about Taylor Swift she gets me through break ups! But I really appreciate the references to other fmls l. Then make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
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tsent8
| 15
Put icy hot on his balls! And people say FML makes us stupid.
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CCSA
| 12
If I had not been reading every single FMLs these days I would be left wondering what the F are you guys talking about. No, not the Taylor Swift one.
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j4gerb0mblitz
| 6
Show him some lovin with a swift kick to the balls
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senor_awesome
| 14
Maybe she can do like Swift and write a hit song about this experience
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garrett8614
| 2
Was that pun intentional?
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iOceanus
| 18
26) Not at all. What have you that idea?
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iOceanus
| 18
Gave* stupid autocorrect.
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senor_awesome
| 14
26- No, not really. I just like Capitalizing random Words.
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rastapasta
| 11
Aww :( I'm sorry. That sucks.
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priceyfml
| 7
I absolutely CAN'T STAND cheaters, they disgust me. I'm young but, still I know I'm not going to be one.
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Nightwing98
| 22
3- There is a button for that.
28- that was not a reply to 3 so don't hit reply, hit comment, not reply.
28- that was not a reply to 3 so don't hit reply, hit comment, not reply.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Nightwing: Keeping our comment sections clean.
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Eelam_star
| 2
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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hunterluv1
| 20
Why can't people say sorry just to show sympathy and that they feel for OP? ..
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ICastillo
| 24
Well I bet you you love him a little less now huh. That cheating bastard. You should dump him.
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lelo007
| 11
Yea, I usually don't agree with dumping them right off the bat, but cheaters are a different story. If he really loved her in the first place, he wouldn't have cheated.
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Feared
| 9
Popping
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tsent8
| 15
Forget dumping him humiliate him publicly! OP I want an FML on my desk by tomorrow that goes along the lines of Today, my gf took me out to dinner not only did she dump me but she put at least four pills of Viagra in my drink... It's been more than four hours. FML
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spazz666
| 18
That wasn't very clever. If you're going to do a counter FML make it good. Maybe something like.....
Today I told my girlfriend that I had cheated on her last night. We talked it over and I thought we would be able to work it out. Three hours later, the doctor in the ER is informing me that judging by the bruising on my testicles, he doesn't believe working it out will be an option.
Today I told my girlfriend that I had cheated on her last night. We talked it over and I thought we would be able to work it out. Three hours later, the doctor in the ER is informing me that judging by the bruising on my testicles, he doesn't believe working it out will be an option.
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campingbellnub
| 13
That wasn't very clever. If you're going to do a counter FML make it good.
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justjazzmyn
| 3
Cheating is bad enough, but he's telling you through text? Dump him.
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ImmortalKratos
| 0
What I can't figure out is why he told her at all???
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mcBe
| 6
Relationships are built on trust, he f*cked up and is telling her he did but should've done it in person or here's a thought, not cheated at all.
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DudeEvil
| 22
Dump him through text.
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bopps
| 4
Hey baby
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BadGuy_Ogg
| 4
Lol what an asshole
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boofgall
| 16
All of it means shit-all now.
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olpally
| 32
What a douche nozzle and an ass cricket. He should've manned up and told you in person! Break up with him!
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simoncat
| 11
Ass cricket? Douche nozzle? Oh! I am SO stealing these both. Brilliant.
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hama806
| 19
49-you took the words right out of my mouth. 8-Douche nozzle perfectly describes OP's BF (hopefully ex-BF) and is my absolute favorite new phrase. Thanks!
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olpally
| 32
You're both very welcome! Lol :D
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green2go
| 14
Both of those have been said in earlier FML comments
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spazz666
| 18
Yeah, it's not like he coined the terms.
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olpally
| 32
Yeah, so? They were used like last month already, and I haven't seen anyone use them the past few days or weeks for that matter. Get over it.
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hama806
| 19
66&76- It doesn't matter, I haven't heard those phrases before. So calm your jealous asses down and stop acting like douche nozzles.
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tj5810
| 21
What a douche! Sorry OP, no one deserves that. His loss! Keep your head up.
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mosquito19
| 14
you're so easily fooled by few simple lies.
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senor_awesome
| 14
Well now, that's a petty accusation. Where is the proof?
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mellowmo0d88
| 8
Mosquitos are such a nuisance
But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text.
Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.