By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin
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Well, he didn't break it to you in song, in front of 100 other people, that's a start. But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text. Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.
Fuck this website ban me nigga
If I had not been reading every single FMLs these days I would be left wondering what the F are you guys talking about. No, not the Taylor Swift one.
Show him some lovin with a swift kick to the balls
Well I bet you you love him a little less now huh. That cheating bastard. You should dump him.
Popping
That wasn't very clever. If you're going to do a counter FML make it good. Maybe something like..... Today I told my girlfriend that I had cheated on her last night. We talked it over and I thought we would be able to work it out. Three hours later, the doctor in the ER is informing me that judging by the bruising on my testicles, he doesn't believe working it out will be an option.
That wasn't very clever. If you're going to do a counter FML make it good.
Cheating is bad enough, but he's telling you through text? Dump him.
Dump him through text.
Hey baby
Lol what an asshole
All of it means shit-all now.
What a douche nozzle and an ass cricket. He should've manned up and told you in person! Break up with him!
Ass cricket? Douche nozzle? Oh! I am SO stealing these both. Brilliant.
49-you took the words right out of my mouth. 8-Douche nozzle perfectly describes OP's BF (hopefully ex-BF) and is my absolute favorite new phrase. Thanks!
Both of those have been said in earlier FML comments
Yeah, it's not like he coined the terms.
66&76- It doesn't matter, I haven't heard those phrases before. So calm your jealous asses down and stop acting like douche nozzles.
you're so easily fooled by few simple lies.
Mosquitos are such a nuisance
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Well, he didn't break it to you in song, in front of 100 other people, that's a start. But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text. Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.
Show him some lovin with a swift kick to the balls