Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
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Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML
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yodas0da 12
hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)
s0m3guy2010 21
He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.
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Comments (120)
alival 12
Ouch. U might wanna get checked out
flockz 20
if only people were as enthusiastic as you, i would be able to yell at prostitutes and they would rush to have sex with me. currently i have to get out my wallet for that to happen.
fuckhaley 7
Hey, the ukulele is a beautiful instrument and deserves a little more respect than that!
hatersgunnahat 0
My dad did this to me once. Now he keeps doing it because he just discovered Youtube.
Mister_Triangle 21
I'd hate to be around when he discovers YouPorn
jmbarber 0
hope you are ok(:
perdix 31
I'll bet the sheer joy of seeing that video erased the pain you sustained from your fall. Next time you're feeling down, look for the video of NIN's "Closer" done with banjos and kazoos with tap dancers.
ikickgingers 15
I'd vote for Johnny Cash covering NIN's 'hurt'... Meh. To each their own...
Enslaved 38
Sounds like someone wants to **** like an animal but first you must bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve. (:
perdix 31
The phrase "**** you like an animal" just doesn't have the same punch with the lilting banjo back-up. I like that NIN medley where "Closer" transitions into "Head like a Hole" with Tuvan Throat Singers and didgeridoos. I don't know if Trent Reznor is honored or disgusted by how others interpret his dark, industrial music, but I think it's bubbly and merry.
THE_A_TEEN 28
As a teen, thats an emergency? Tell your dad "i'm not interested" "what kind of 'emergency'" or "do it again and you'll be limping to the emergency room".
IThinkItsAlright 7
As a teen, that is an amazing song. Don't represent the generation badly. I would've ran 5 miles with a broken leg to hear it. Excellent song that's amazing no matter what instrument plays it. You should, in the words of Queen, "open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see."
THE_A_TEEN 28
I do my best to stand out of what my generation is portrayed. I haven't listened to the song yet, so I don't know if it is good or bad, but i'm not judging it. By what I meant from what I posted is that you should clarify what kind of emergency are they talking about, like if they need help or something on those grounds, not for watching a video on the internet.
gravy_jones 0
Bullshit you'd cry like a little bitch if you broke your leg
IThinkItsAlright 7
29. Ever heard of a hypothetical situation? Yeah. Good job. 28. It seemed like you were dissing the song. Listen to the song right now! It is a good emergency.
gravy_jones 0
It being hypothetical doesn't change the sheer absurdity of your original statement.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Clearly I wasnt dissing a song that I failed to recognized as the song I listened to when I was little(my dad listened to it). I really liked it.
mrosew442 10
25= has reached awesomeness status 58= I think your definition of the word clearly needs to be checked out
IThinkItsAlright 7
The situation was also heavily exaggerated, smart one.
DaMan25 4
U shouldn't have been running down stairs and even if u were u have either really bad foot work or are clumsy as shit
ikickgingers 15
Op: " mama I just killed a man"
mrosew442 10
"mama! life had just begun! but now I've gone and thrown it all away!"
nymphogurl 0
it's ukulele...it just bothers me wen ppl spell that wrong.. I mean sound it out!! u-ku-le-le it's sooo simple
All4UandOnlyU 4
It just really bothers me " when people spell it wrong" don't be a grammar Nazi if 60% of your spelling is incorrect and lacking intelligence