Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML
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yodas0da 12
hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)
s0m3guy2010 21
He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.
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Comments (120)
All4UandOnlyU 4
It's was probably NeverShoutNever's ukulele version of it. I'd say that was worth the fall, obviously your okay, otherwise you wouldn't have posted this FML.
Popsiclese 0
Sounds like a legitimate emergency.
MarieBooLovesYou 4
Woahh, I got 2 words for you. BE. CAREFUL.
mrosew442 10
I know every single word to that song. my parents say I need to start using my powers for good.
SexyQueen0905 24
I love Queen (check my about me) so it would be totally worth it for me. FYL though
lucyinthesky420 10
Not am FML, more of a "I have a cool dad". IHACD.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Thank you op, for giving me the name of the song I wanted to hear for a long, long, LONG time. :)
PennyLane27 32
Was it a uke cover by Julia Nunes??? If so, that's borderline emergency. B/c she rocks so hard. Youtube her.
NAAMxLOOS 11
This sparks my interest. Would you mind to give me a link to that?
docarwell 6
It was probably my friend