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By  RichardPencil  |  28

There's so much wrong with me, I can't even get started, but that's not the point.

If you're taking my jokes seriously, the fault is yours. Can you not recognize obvious farce and absurdity?

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

Why shouldn't she fuck him? Even you appointed him as Best Man. Why should she settle for crap when she has a chance with the Best Man.

And by the way, did you kill him? Unless he's dead, he's still your brother.

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  RichardPencil  |  28

There's so much wrong with me, I can't even get started, but that's not the point.

If you're taking my jokes seriously, the fault is yours. Can you not recognize obvious farce and absurdity?

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

What you need is a good lawyer. And a judge that will look the other way when you repeatedly kick your brother in the nuts, and who will give you a minimum of 85% of your soon-to-be ex-wife's future earnings, plus all of whatever she currently owns. Anything worthless can be burned. On the front lawn of wherever she ends up moving.