Double crossed

By ??? - 19/07/2020 05:01

Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 19 July 2020 20:09

There's so much wrong with me, I can't even get started, but that's not the point. If you're taking my jokes seriously, the fault is yours. Can you not recognize obvious farce and absurdity?

DukavichIsADick 3

Sunday 19 July 2020 20:03

I believe he meant his brother WAS his best man. He’s not STILL the best man after years. It’s not a title you keep forever 😂

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 19 July 2020 6:27

Why shouldn't she fuck him? Even you appointed him as Best Man. Why should she settle for crap when she has a chance with the Best Man. And by the way, did you kill him? Unless he's dead, he's still your brother.

DukavichIsADick 3

Sunday 19 July 2020 20:03

I believe he meant his brother WAS his best man. He’s not STILL the best man after years. It’s not a title you keep forever 😂

Yemi Adeshokan 4

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Sunday 19 July 2020 20:05

I've seen you about. What's wrong with you, mate?! Fuck.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 19 July 2020 20:09

There's so much wrong with me, I can't even get started, but that's not the point. If you're taking my jokes seriously, the fault is yours. Can you not recognize obvious farce and absurdity?

monstrousella 4

Monday 20 July 2020 0:17

You always comment something under a post. 9/10 times it's not funny. You try too hard.

PryderPlayer017 5

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Monday 20 July 2020 0:52

keepin it...in the family?? 🤷🏾‍♂️

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Monday 20 July 2020 6:30

What you need is a good lawyer. And a judge that will look the other way when you repeatedly kick your brother in the nuts, and who will give you a minimum of 85% of your soon-to-be ex-wife's future earnings, plus all of whatever she currently owns. Anything worthless can be burned. On the front lawn of wherever she ends up moving.