By ??? - 19/07/2020 05:01
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Why shouldn't she fuck him? Even you appointed him as Best Man. Why should she settle for crap when she has a chance with the Best Man. And by the way, did you kill him? Unless he's dead, he's still your brother.
There's so much wrong with me, I can't even get started, but that's not the point. If you're taking my jokes seriously, the fault is yours. Can you not recognize obvious farce and absurdity?
What you need is a good lawyer. And a judge that will look the other way when you repeatedly kick your brother in the nuts, and who will give you a minimum of 85% of your soon-to-be ex-wife's future earnings, plus all of whatever she currently owns. Anything worthless can be burned. On the front lawn of wherever she ends up moving.