By mumfordandsonimdisappointed - 29/08/2015 05:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML
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Crucio 13

Is that a euphemism for 'excessive masturbation'?

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maydayyparade 27

Your dad should understand, because banjos are ******* awesome

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maydayyparade 27

Your dad should understand, because banjos are ******* awesome

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friedpwnadge 25

I voted both on this one.

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chuchusheep 19

#1, took the words right out of my mouth.

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Rkikkas9713 25

Would you like the biggest douche of the year award #23?

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LeashaJoy5595 28

Especially since it was Mumford and Sons!

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Psycocharger 19

Maybe you can play Banjo on the streets to make money to fix it ;)

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powerranger123 12

Not if that was an euphemism for masturbation...

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hard_candy 25

although I haven't heard this one before...I can't stand drivers who are distracted by the dumb shit they do while driving.

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CharlieM78 9

If your "Playing the banjo" while driving your a moron and deserve everything that happens and anyone who thinks your life sucks needs to seriously reevaluate they're priorities. You could've hurt or killed somebody. Not only was that irresponsible and dangerous it was also stupid. If you can't wait to you get home to "play your banjo" then you have a serious problem. I know FML frowns upon negative comments but this needs to be said.

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CharlieM78 9

Fair enough caught my bad grammar good job

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immaloser95 28

#7 you need to reevaluate your grammar. I agree, OP was being irresponsible, but hey were not "playing the banjo", they were listening to a banjo. Please reread the FML.

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CharlieM78 9

Wow is that what you really believe? I'm stunned I have no words go sit in the corner.

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CharlieM78 9

He has to explain to his parents which means he's a kid. What do kids do? They don't get that excited over banjos that's for sure.

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iShanny 13

Read the username. I don't think he was playing "HIS" banjo, so to speak. I think it's more likely he was jamming to some Mumford and Sons.

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GatherTheMice 15

My bet is that it was Coleman Hell- 2 Heads. I love that one, and the Banjo is wicked.

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kaybows 14

My first thought was that he was listening to Mumford and Sons.

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Rudster23 7

It's cool you were able to think differently from everyone else, but you're stupid for believing it. @charlie

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slackerjoe 22

I completely agree, and anyone who doesn't see the complete idiocy of paying an instrument behind the wheel doesn't deserve a license, or a vote. idiots

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iAlissa 34

@29 That's my favorite song. I would probably crash a car to it, honestly.

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lil_ham1644 29

he wasn't playing an instrument behind the wheel. you go sit in the corner!

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hellnosucka 27

that solo was note worthy. next time be careful and get out of the situation with no strings attached.

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DMA0712 22

Dedicate your next solo to your Dad, I'm sure he will be impressed.

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