By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML
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Rallred32 20

Your father has a sick sense of humor, OP.

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m22100 14

That's not something to " kid " about.

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myoukei 31

There is the slightest possibility

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alyant 12

So what if it was a joke or not. Your here now and you can make whatever impression on your dad that you want

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Kamon97 23

Now that you're old enough to drink you now know what not to do when drinking thanks to your "father"

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chocolatefrog28 29

Your dad doesn't get invited to parties much, does he OP?

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TeacherTeem 21

I don't get why people are so upset about this.

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sugarhappens 10

Agreed, people are so sensitive. My husband and I would both totally do this after the kid's grown, haha even if I needed artificial insemination to get pregnant.

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carelessxdanger 9

its just a joke. i'd feel relieved and just laugh at it. i hope he payed for all your drinks that night though(:

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worldclassrager 39

Well it's a plus that you were not an accident right?

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DeeDeeJay 15

Even if it is just a joke, it's still a terrible thing to do.

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brandoneyez1 25

I think all dads say stupid things like that.

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597mph 10

Don't cry, ************. (This is a reference, not an insult.)

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