Oh gosh. AA time!

Maybe he have a second wife and a son and he is gay?

Hope he didn't propose to you too lol

Could it be that he'd thought OP was a guy all along, hence why he would think she were gay?

45 it's as if he never changed ops diaper..good parents...probably why he's on the floor drunk

she should have beeeeen a son.

Maybe he's actually gay.....

Read, woman!

#5, it could be #2 was referring to the father?

You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!

Oh snap!

Crackle!

Pop!

Rice crispies!

I can't believe that just happened

Now I'm craving obnoxiously loud breakfast cereal

Thanks a lot people now I'm craving a rice crispy treat. Can even read fml without being made hungry.

Worse can't eat while reading fmls that make you hungry cause of the horrors on the next page.

Maybe this is his way of telling you that you have a gay brother...

Maybe this is his way of telling you that you are a gay boy

You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.

No, your mom is a lesbian.

No, you're a towel!

Wanna get high

Maybe the drink has just made him incredibly confused and disorientated. Try talking to him when he sobers up to find out what he meant!

Maybe he got way too into a show?

Congrats on your estranged gay brother!

This could be a sign he is leading a double life with two families. Does your father take long trips by himself, maybe for "work"?

Time to check the birth records and look around for any suspicious hormone treatments lying about.

Seems more like an FML for your unknown brother...

"Today, my father found out that I'm gay. His reaction? To get drunk and cry on a bathroom floor, all while telling a sister I never knew I had. FML"