By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar
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Oh gosh. AA time!
Could it be that he'd thought OP was a guy all along, hence why he would think she were gay?
45 it's as if he never changed ops diaper..good parents...probably why he's on the floor drunk
she should have beeeeen a son.
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Show it anywayRead, woman!
#5, it could be #2 was referring to the father?
You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!
Oh snap!
Pop!
Rice crispies!
I can't believe that just happened
Now I'm craving obnoxiously loud breakfast cereal
Thanks a lot people now I'm craving a rice crispy treat. Can even read fml without being made hungry.
Worse can't eat while reading fmls that make you hungry cause of the horrors on the next page.
You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.
No, you're a towel!
Wanna get high
Maybe the drink has just made him incredibly confused and disorientated. Try talking to him when he sobers up to find out what he meant!
Maybe he got way too into a show?
Congrats on your estranged gay brother!
Seems more like an FML for your unknown brother... "Today, my father found out that I'm gay. His reaction? To get drunk and cry on a bathroom floor, all while telling a sister I never knew I had. FML"
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You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!
You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.