Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
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ohhhsnapple
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You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!
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TrueTriage
| 16
You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.
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chris4u2nv5
| 19
Oh gosh. AA time!
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omgitsmoe
| 26
Maybe he have a second wife and a son and he is gay?
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K410
| 18
Hope he didn't propose to you too lol
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dmahen
| 10
Could it be that he'd thought OP was a guy all along, hence why he would think she were gay?
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TheCanucklehead
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45 it's as if he never changed ops diaper..good parents...probably why he's on the floor drunk
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jondivey
| 9
she should have beeeeen a son.
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xenmarkal51
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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eriksen
| 16
Read, woman!
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Jeffo193
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#5, it could be #2 was referring to the father?
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ohhhsnapple
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You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!
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NinjaBunny026
| 16
Oh snap!
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rg350dx
| 29
Crackle!
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GothicAngel95
| 16
Pop!
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webbface
| 25
Rice crispies!
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ikilledaman
| 9
I can't believe that just happened
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iAlissa
| 34
Now I'm craving obnoxiously loud breakfast cereal
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Treveyon56
| 14
Thanks a lot people now I'm craving a rice crispy treat. Can even read fml without being made hungry.
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Catkam623
| 27
Worse can't eat while reading fmls that make you hungry cause of the horrors on the next page.
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triplebeerox
| 27
Maybe this is his way of telling you that you have a gay brother...
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joeyl2008
| 29
Maybe this is his way of telling you that you are a gay boy
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TrueTriage
| 16
You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.
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xAkonz
| 10
No, your mom is a lesbian.
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ThatPlankton
| 15
No, you're a towel!
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horneyhic
| 15
Wanna get high
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150493x
| 29
Maybe the drink has just made him incredibly confused and disorientated. Try talking to him when he sobers up to find out what he meant!
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T1A2Z3
| 34
Maybe he got way too into a show?
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imabassist
| 23
Congrats on your estranged gay brother!
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bettyboop428
| 24
This could be a sign he is leading a double life with two families. Does your father take long trips by himself, maybe for "work"?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Time to check the birth records and look around for any suspicious hormone treatments lying about.
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soullyfe
| 33
Seems more like an FML for your unknown brother...
"Today, my father found out that I'm gay. His reaction? To get drunk and cry on a bathroom floor, all while telling a sister I never knew I had. FML"
"Today, my father found out that I'm gay. His reaction? To get drunk and cry on a bathroom floor, all while telling a sister I never knew I had. FML"