By Anonymous - United States - Raleigh
Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML
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By  perdix  |  29

You should sue! Demonic Possession is clearly covered by the Americans with Disabilites Act. He has to hire you and keep your office at 900 degrees to accommodate your demon.

  ICastillo  |  24

OP as soon as they told you that you weren't being hired cause of that you should of been like I am possessed and ran out the business screaming and acting crazy.

  Amethyst888  |  14

And how is that classic exactly? Do all the job interviews you go on end with them telling you that you didn't get the job because they thought you were possessed by demons?

  SolanumX  |  6

41 and 73, let's talk about sarcasm in respect to the above comment. Nothing about this is classic, you are correct, so is it that hard of a stretch to think he said that as an ironic statement? I'm not saying the comment was comedic gold or anything, but I can see the humor in deeming something off the wall "classic."

  raraisbang  |  12

As previously stated, I obviously live in the south and I don't know anyone who would say something like that, much less deny someone a job for being "possessed by demons."

Stereotypical people who have never been to the south are so silly ;D


65, I'm in southern Arkansas. That's as southern and hillbilly as you can get. My town is 98% rednecks and farmers. Still, I've yet to hear of any store owner from here denying someone a job for demonic possession.

  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

If you're applying to a job with an old man spraying holy water on you and yelling "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU", you're going to have a bad time.