Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail, because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
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melissamoshh 0
How thoughtful
whiskuit 0
Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Comments (278)
mahomie97 7
what a great dad you have!! haah fyl
alex6946 10
how sweet.
frankgrimes 4
that just means your a hoodlum. your dad should be the one on here saying fml for having a hoodlum child
YoungBanks 3
I see nothing wrong with this your dad is an honest guy
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Aww I wish my dad was that awesome!
wishingstars 3
it's happens to almost everyone be glad you have it especially If its still there in 20 years you can ask him for it plus the interest lol
Lucysmom1 0
Wtf that's just messed up
mlana96 0
hey it's okay me and my mom are positive in gunna go to jail for partying too hard lol
muffinkitty 15
screw college fund! you need to start saving bail money!!!
italianbby 11
What a nice Dad!