By ~__~ - 20/3/2015 21:23
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
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By  michaelaranda  |  28

Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.

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  iSativa  |  24

You've gotta be blunt when making puns on fml.. But not too blunt, because stupid people don't want to be insinuated as stupid while they're being stupid and judgmental.

By  michaelaranda  |  28

Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.

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  ez2LOVE  |  13

really #17?? that's a super dumb question... I'm pretty sure the mime wasn't actually playing mind games... he was just being a mime, that's why the drunk dad beat him up. I'm guessing you have no idea what a mime is...

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They may be creepy but doesn't everyone know they're just entertainers? And they can't even say anything, so how could they possibly make someone genuinely mad especially if they know it's only an act?