By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
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Codezlol 21
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Your dad needs to mime his own business

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michaelaranda 28

Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Note to self... Make this into a mime.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Or that's my joke... That I thought was funny but apparently not.

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iSativa 24
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You've gotta be blunt when making puns on fml.. But not too blunt, because stupid people don't want to be insinuated as stupid while they're being stupid and judgmental.

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MDoremis 38
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That sounds like an _awesome_ way to spend the day.

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j_cat187 19
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Beating up midgets is more fun though.

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thesmeagol 22
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I prefer targeting the blind, they never see it coming.

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Flyndaran 10
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It's easier to sneak up on the deaf.

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michaelaranda 28

Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.

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ez2LOVE 13
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really #17?? that's a super dumb question... I'm pretty sure the mime wasn't actually playing mind games... he was just being a mime, that's why the drunk dad beat him up. I'm guessing you have no idea what a mime is...

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serslybro 20

Hopefully he'll pay you back when he sobers up. But I have to agree mines are creepy.

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Moklon 18

I've never really found mines to be creepy, mostly just dangerous and explosive

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IAmzephyr 22

you bet they're creepy. just sitting there waiting for you to waltz on in and take some minerals

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serslybro 20

Lol mimes!!! Stupid autocorrect!

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RodzillaX 30
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Right over your head #8. :

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miss_amphetamine 24
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They may be creepy but doesn't everyone know they're just entertainers? And they can't even say anything, so how could they possibly make someone genuinely mad especially if they know it's only an act?

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wvcheesehead 13
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Actually most mines are underground. #16

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Miss_Chevious 37
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your dad needs to sober up

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Codezlol 21
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Your dad needs to mime his own business

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iSativa 24
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It's the quiet ones that you have to watch out for..

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hammonds92 21
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Omg the mime is a magician he's turn his invisible cell into a real cell for your dad. Good luck with that op

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momac86 17

Ha ha sry that's hilarious ... I hate mimes so I understand where he's coming from

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Dick_diamond 22
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I'd have been seriously tempted to leave him in jail

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ratorr2 23
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I would have left his butt in there. If he's that violent while drunk then he needs to learn to control it.

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