By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 571
You deserved it 2 438

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Your dad needs to mime his own business

Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.

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Note to self... Make this into a mime.

Or that's my joke... That I thought was funny but apparently not.

You've gotta be blunt when making puns on fml.. But not too blunt, because stupid people don't want to be insinuated as stupid while they're being stupid and judgmental.

That sounds like an _awesome_ way to spend the day.

Beating up midgets is more fun though.

I prefer targeting the blind, they never see it coming.

It's easier to sneak up on the deaf.

Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.

really #17?? that's a super dumb question... I'm pretty sure the mime wasn't actually playing mind games... he was just being a mime, that's why the drunk dad beat him up. I'm guessing you have no idea what a mime is...

Hopefully he'll pay you back when he sobers up. But I have to agree mines are creepy.

I've never really found mines to be creepy, mostly just dangerous and explosive

you bet they're creepy. just sitting there waiting for you to waltz on in and take some minerals

Lol mimes!!! Stupid autocorrect!

Right over your head #8. :

They may be creepy but doesn't everyone know they're just entertainers? And they can't even say anything, so how could they possibly make someone genuinely mad especially if they know it's only an act?

Actually most mines are underground. #16

your dad needs to sober up

Your dad needs to mime his own business

It's the quiet ones that you have to watch out for..

Omg the mime is a magician he's turn his invisible cell into a real cell for your dad. Good luck with that op

Ha ha sry that's hilarious ... I hate mimes so I understand where he's coming from

I'd have been seriously tempted to leave him in jail

I would have left his butt in there. If he's that violent while drunk then he needs to learn to control it.