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You've gotta be blunt when making puns on fml.. But not too blunt, because stupid people don't want to be insinuated as stupid while they're being stupid and judgmental.
That sounds like an _awesome_ way to spend the day.
Beating up midgets is more fun though.
I prefer targeting the blind, they never see it coming.
It's easier to sneak up on the deaf.
Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.
really #17?? that's a super dumb question... I'm pretty sure the mime wasn't actually playing mind games... he was just being a mime, that's why the drunk dad beat him up. I'm guessing you have no idea what a mime is...
Right over your head #8. :
They may be creepy but doesn't everyone know they're just entertainers? And they can't even say anything, so how could they possibly make someone genuinely mad especially if they know it's only an act?
Actually most mines are underground. #16
your dad needs to sober up
Your dad needs to mime his own business
It's the quiet ones that you have to watch out for..
Omg the mime is a magician he's turn his invisible cell into a real cell for your dad. Good luck with that op
I'd have been seriously tempted to leave him in jail
I would have left his butt in there. If he's that violent while drunk then he needs to learn to control it.
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Your dad needs to mime his own business
Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.