cockroaches pass gas every 15 mins. if it was there for a while it probably farted on you a couple times lol

and flies vomit on you when they land on you... I guess for the lifespan of that roach, that's a normal timeframe... I'm sure op killed it, so it couldn't have lived for too long... and I do not know the average lifespan of a roach, and am not going to google it either... so my statement is not based on facts...

Damn, I hate roaches. That would suck waking up to that, fyl!

they also lay thousands upon thousands of eggs every single time they toot. let us know how the story unfolds, OP!

It's like a cockroach, except it's made of wood, not cock.

44-that comment is made of pure win.

#44 EPIC WIN

I'm jealous that #44 made an awesome comment and I didn't, so I'll just have to be sad and make the *okay* meme face. ....*okay*

I love how skorne's comment has more likes than original comment.

I literally laughed out loud. Thank you for that.

That's funny as long as it's not on me... eww, I'm shivering just thinking about it... At least op didn't crush it and get roach guts in the hair, neck or mouth...

I would've screamed like a little girl that saw a ghost having sexual intercourse. 0.o

yucky poo pop

yucky poo poo

ghost sex sounds hot

or worse... your father's

Or even worse still... your's

GOOD ONE MAN!!! sure got him good ^^^

Yea but bed bugs are small and you don't even feel them bite you. Roaches are just fucking disgusting. Period.

same here

same here

same and love your pic envy is freaking awesome :P

OMG totally agree!!! Bugs/Insects are the scariest things ever!!!

Same! And when I was reading these comments a spider was fucking crawling near me. Not as bad as a roach but ugh nasty still.

agreed!

They aren't as bad as gays.

lolwut.

No. u fail