Money: Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail, because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 23:27

How thoughtful

whiskuit 0

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Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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psychokitty1622 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:46

Screw the college fund!

parxxx 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:52

great expectations!

xXMEXDESCxX 6

Monday 13 June 2011 5:58

don't worry I've been in amenity of jail and you get used to it

beachVkid 4

Monday 13 June 2011 5:59

atleast he is gonna bail you out!

Kashmir22 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:20

ahaha such an epic dad

Kashmir22 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:22

ahaha such an epic dad

ThaHero 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:25

Seems like a pretty cool dad. I sure as hell know my father wouldn't bail me out of jail, no matter how minor the incident is.

fml98kevin 4

Monday 13 June 2011 6:26

at least he cares

tameka17 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:32

damn

mariaahmed410 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:35

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA XD!!!! I should be happy ;)

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