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slap her across the face and say "pay attention!"

If she was hot, to call it even, you should have rear ended her.


how do people do that? I can't drive with one hand haah

Not that hard to drive with one hand..

yeah but I have issues. :)

no 12, it's driving with one hand for me because when I try to pull down the sun thingy that has a mirror on it I swerve hahah

lmfaooo that's funny. and it's quite easy triple p =p

why FML? cha ching ching ching ching ching my neck and my back nooo

thats sucks op. I hate it when people text and drive :( it scares me

everyones talking on the phone and driving nowadays. wish i could just slam into them and blame it on them. theyre on their phone, i think ive got a pretty good case. haha

24 I'm gonna shit on your face

In Soviet Russia, YOU bang car!

the cell phone isn't the problem. everyone knows women shouldn't be behind the wheel plain and simple

I can drive with my dick, bitch

typical women drivers...least u dont have to pay for it

Proof that 100% of car accidents are caused by women. -Tosh ;) (Just a joke for you psycho sexism nazis)

she probably cried and you let her go without involving the police or insurance.

Is it a coincidence that they are both female?or is it just me

42 I think the point is that they were both on cell phones

^^^ and? That's illegal xD at least in Minnesota it is

No that has nothing to do with it. Having a vagina is clearly the leading cause of car wrecks. Phones have nothing to do with it. I forgot where I was going with this joke...

Lol it'd be funny if you took someone to court for that. "Judge, she is clearly at fault here" "Do you have any evidence?" "Yes. She has no penis. She clearly cannot drive." "I object!" "Over-ruled." "Well he was drunk and on his phone. Plus he's blind." "Oh yeah? Well at least I have a penis."

At least they weren't texting. That would have been a lot worse.

At least they weren't sexting. That would have been a lot worse.


What was she doing out of the kitchen? Was she going grocery shopping?

#50 That's how I won my lawsuit.

no u think u drive better when ur on the phone. it's like a person saying they drive better when they're drunk

lol im a righty and i use my left hand to drive. it isnt so hard. u get used to it, and its a lot more comfortable than using 2 hands

its illegal in the state of california to even txt while driving.....

it's illegal in Ontario to use a cellphone without bluetooth

no u don't 33. ur just one the those girls who is oblivious to all others on the road. it's not ur fault is just u and the Rey of the female species.

44- I thought it's only illegal in Minnesota if you're under 18. at least that's what I learned

YDI for lagswitching on the freeway

Fuckin women with their fuckin phones and their fuckin bad driving... jk

lmfaoo 21 - damn true!!

your such a weirdo and even though your 16 I don't like you. mood- not interested

fiddly fuck my fucking face

32 your pic is ePIC. see what I did there? oooh sneaky me >:)

24 ur a fickin genius!!

Ah, wonderful, more women conforming the crappy woman driver stereotype as well as the stereotype they can't shut the hell up for 10 minutes. #50, that made me laugh.

#5 and others that can't drive with one hand, its called a standard. Not that hard. Bitches need to get off thier phones though, can't drive well already. Why make it wors?

there are 2 types of people who talk or text while driving. Pussy Whipped Guys and Whore Girls with erotic ads on craigslist. telling yourself this will make you less mad while you pass them. try it.

Agreeing with 105. Stereotypes have to come from somewhere, and idiots like these serve only to support those stereotypes. You think it's bad enough having a vagina on the road? I had the tremendous misfortune to be both female and Asian. It's like I'm genetically predisposed to be the shittiest of shitty drivers.

women.....nuff said.

lollollollollollol #59 h

Wow, That sux for u

slap her across the face and say "pay attention!"

Or he could just sue, not assault.

If she was hot, to call it even, you should have rear ended her.

get out and crack the bitch in her face.

you made me lol that was great

Your life DEFINITELY sucks!

This is why I always carry a nine iron and a bowling ball in the back seat.

you go golfing and bowling after a car crash?

I've thrown a hand full of pennies at crazy drivers before. Best money spent!

that doesnt seem like a bad idea

I'd be under par on the window that's for sure.

it seems like having a bowling ball in the back seat when you crash could turn out bad. like if your head got replaced by it

Geez, they should hand out higher fines for calling while driving!

haha I wouldve told the bitch to stop tlking on her damn cellphone