Miscellaneous: Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding...

By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML

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You deserved it 34 652

By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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You deserved it 35 606

You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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You deserved it 3 121

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 145

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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You deserved it 4 407

By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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You deserved it 1 466

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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You deserved it 3 721

That one weird kid

By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

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You deserved it 2 329

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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You deserved it 10 216

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 814

Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Gosh. Dang it, OP. What the heck were you thinking? You must have sounded like an effin ice hole. Son of a mother trucker.

jondillboy 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Interesting reason for being grounded.

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hasabo 12

Sunday 22 September 2013 14:25

Why don't you swear like a man you little girl,yes he was right.

Colourless_blur 13

Sunday 22 September 2013 16:50

That sucks!

griffy14 9

Sunday 22 September 2013 20:51

So, it seems I've finally found swearing 12 year old from call of duty. YDI. Swack, t-bag, pwn'ed, etc.

HighasaCloud 46

Monday 23 September 2013 6:33

Show your dad and his friends how much you've learned by cussing him out. Bitch-slap him with your words.

BeeQueenbee60 4

Monday 23 September 2013 7:03

A little girl? Some girls in 1st grade use the f-bomb. I wonder if your dad would've been proud if you had told him to go f*ck himself.

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Monday 23 September 2013 19:32

You deserve it for being 'that person who swears' in online games

Movielover3 1

Sunday 17 November 2013 18:36

What, did you scream "Whoopsiedaisies" every time you died? Haha, too funny OP, sorry you have a stupid dad...

PurpleMyth 28

Wednesday 23 September 2015 7:20

Well... Don't be a ******* bitch

404wan 19

Monday 7 January 2019 14:05

wow your dad is ******* patheric

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Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML

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Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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Today, while I was playing Walkabout Mini Golf on my Meta Quest headset, my battery ran low. I plugged it in the slot, only to learn a valuable lesson about three hours later: The headset doesn't charge if you leave it on. FML

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Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

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Same thing different taste

You OK hon?

That one weird kid

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