Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
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Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Gosh. Dang it, OP. What the heck were you thinking? You must have sounded like an effin ice hole. Son of a mother trucker.
jondillboy 17
Interesting reason for being grounded.
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Comments (64)
hasabo 12
Why don't you swear like a man you little girl,yes he was right.
Colourless_blur 13
That sucks!
griffy14 9
So, it seems I've finally found swearing 12 year old from call of duty. YDI. Swack, t-bag, pwn'ed, etc.
HighasaCloud 46
Show your dad and his friends how much you've learned by cussing him out. Bitch-slap him with your words.
BeeQueenbee60 4
A little girl? Some girls in 1st grade use the f-bomb. I wonder if your dad would've been proud if you had told him to go f*ck himself.
a7x_RoCk3r 12
You deserve it for being 'that person who swears' in online games
Movielover3 1
What, did you scream "Whoopsiedaisies" every time you died? Haha, too funny OP, sorry you have a stupid dad...
PurpleMyth 28
Well... Don't be a ******* bitch
404wan 19
wow your dad is ******* patheric