Kids: Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to go fishing together, but...

By Ruby Lore - 20/07/2017 00:31

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to go fishing together, but he said he was busy with errands. Later, in a casual conversation with my friend, she opened up her phone to show me pictures of her fishing with my dad. FML

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Very fishy

By Bryce - 10/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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Patterned

By jhughes1997 - 17/06/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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Pay attention!

By anonymous - 04/12/2010 12:03 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML

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By jasonnn - 30/03/2012 05:00 - Australia

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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Thursday 20 July 2017 1:06

Wow that sucks Op, I'd be a bit worried that I might have a new stepmother soon

talaswolf 20

Thursday 20 July 2017 0:52

Why didn't your dad want to go fishing with you? A little odd he went with your female friend instead.

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talaswolf 20

Thursday 20 July 2017 0:52

Why didn't your dad want to go fishing with you? A little odd he went with your female friend instead.

evilplatypus 38

Thursday 20 July 2017 1:23

Not odd at all. I'm more than willing to bet the friend is attractive and dad's fishing for more than aquatic wildlife... Odd? No. Appropriate? Eh...

cocacola999 27

Thursday 20 July 2017 12:16

How appropriate this is depends on the age of the said friend. 14 vs 24, huge difference there.

arioch_fml 20

Thursday 20 July 2017 1:06

Wow that sucks Op, I'd be a bit worried that I might have a new stepmother soon

iskallvoid 11

Thursday 20 July 2017 7:39

thatwas 10/10 comment ???

LavenderCrow 12

Thursday 20 July 2017 2:52

Somethings a little... Fishy.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 20 July 2017 3:48

Did she come back with a Red Snapper?

boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 20 July 2017 5:14

The more I think about it, the more concerning this post becomes…

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 20 July 2017 6:53

You needed to think about this? I went into panic mode reflexively!

sosterbeck 7

Thursday 20 July 2017 7:10

You were obviously dangling the wrong bait

Talented73 54

Thursday 20 July 2017 20:48

Master bait?

TheDiceMan69 3

Thursday 20 July 2017 7:33

That's what you get for being such an annoying spawn!

allie2590 31

Thursday 20 July 2017 7:57

I've seen American Beauty a little too recently for this fml to sit comfortably with me

olga_crvjl 19

Thursday 20 July 2017 9:28

Oo that's a stab to the heart and back that sucks

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 20 July 2017 10:24

Something else must be going on. I don't think fishing is the only thing they did. If it was that innocent, why wouldn't your friend tell you beforehand or invite you to come along?