By catwoman - 31/10/2009 04:34 - Australia

Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML
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NINnerd999 0

Yah, that's called spraying. Is your cat fixed? If not, this could be why. Also, this could be a sign of a medical issue such as a Urinary Tract Infection. You need to get your cat fixed if it isn't, and see a vet.

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whatwhatwhat09 0

First, your cat may be a boy, they tend to do this more often. Second, get it fixed if it's not. Third, have the vet run a profile for a urinary tract infection. Fourth, get a litter box with a hood on it. Fifth, wash the walls. Try Greased Lightning, I know it works well on dog pee-you can get it cheaply at dollar stores. Sixth, don't just paint over it...it will still stink.

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bugmenotmofo 34

It's either the cat or the walls. Pick one of them to remove first, and see what happens to the other.

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boatkicker 4

Perhaps the cat was already box trained when they got it? I get most of my pets from the shelter and they are always already trained. One of my cats was previously a stray who wasn't trained and that was a problem because we never did manage to get her trained, but she ended up dying due to a medical condition that the vet told us 'is not really a big deal', but before she died she had kittens and we trained them when they were little before we gave them away.

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emilysanftwsom 0

Cats are so cute! Bite your tongue. Just toilet train your cat...

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Gallifrey_fml 0

move its litter box then make sure it goes there - you could put it just outside or something and install a catflap if you don't have one. if you've got an apartment without an outside then add a plastic bucket to catch the pee - maybe one of those paint buckets for when painters use a roller brush?

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jchansfan 0

That's what you call an "outdoors kitty"... lol :P

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Good_old_Grim 8

That's what you call "neighbor's dog's breakfast". The sooner the better.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Just let my german shephard have a go at her ;) kidding of course, I have a kitty too.

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NINnerd999 0

Yah, that's called spraying. Is your cat fixed? If not, this could be why. Also, this could be a sign of a medical issue such as a Urinary Tract Infection. You need to get your cat fixed if it isn't, and see a vet.

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NathanKett 0

What do you mean 'normal cat'. Most cats pee like this. If it takes a dump standing up then you might have a problem.

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MidnightMusic53 37

Apparently you know nothing about cats. A normal, neutered/spayed cat typically squats to pee and take a dump. I've had both male and female cats, and they all squatted. Some cats that are allowed both outdoors and indoors do sometimes learn from other cats to spray, despite being fixed.

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fallen_dragonkin 12

try and buy a litter tray with the lid and cat flap in it

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xoconnie 8

gross. sucks for youuu!

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_Noon_ 0

I wonder where he picked up on that... Hmm...

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