FML : Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over...

Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By catwoman - / Saturday 31 October 2009 04:34 / Australia

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By NINnerd999 | 0

#647454 - Saturday 31 October 2009 12:21

Yah, that's called spraying. Is your cat fixed? If not, this could be why. Also, this could be a sign of a medical issue such as a Urinary Tract Infection.

You need to get your cat fixed if it isn't, and see a vet.

By whatwhatwhat09 | 0

#647503 - Saturday 31 October 2009 13:36

First, your cat may be a boy, they tend to do this more often. Second, get it fixed if it's not. Third, have the vet run a profile for a urinary tract infection. Fourth, get a litter box with a hood on it. Fifth, wash the walls. Try Greased Lightning, I know it works well on dog pee-you can get it cheaply at dollar stores. Sixth, don't just paint over it...it will still stink.

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By bugmenotmofo | 33

#647396 - Saturday 31 October 2009 11:16

It's either the cat or the walls. Pick one of them to remove first, and see what happens to the other.

firebird94 | 0

#647614 - Saturday 31 October 2009 15:29

but thats fucking awesome!

MikeHawke | 0

#648126 - Saturday 31 October 2009 21:46

@OP How did you teach her to use the litter without noticing? You fucking lying bitch, stop making up fake FMLs.

boatkicker | 4

#648140 - Saturday 31 October 2009 21:55

Perhaps the cat was already box trained when they got it? I get most of my pets from the shelter and they are always already trained. One of my cats was previously a stray who wasn't trained and that was a problem because we never did manage to get her trained, but she ended up dying due to a medical condition that the vet told us 'is not really a big deal', but before she died she had kittens and we trained them when they were little before we gave them away.

By pyros09 | 0

#647399 - Saturday 31 October 2009 11:19

lol cover the walls in contact.

By lacrosseftw | 0

#647407 - Saturday 31 October 2009 11:30

cats are gay.

emilysanftwsom | 0

#647413 - Saturday 31 October 2009 11:35

Cats are so cute! Bite your tongue.

Just toilet train your cat...

By Gallifrey_fml | 0

#647419 - Saturday 31 October 2009 11:42

move its litter box then make sure it goes there - you could put it just outside or something and install a catflap if you don't have one. if you've got an apartment without an outside then add a plastic bucket to catch the pee - maybe one of those paint buckets for when painters use a roller brush?

By jchansfan | 0

#647420 - Saturday 31 October 2009 11:43

That's what you call an "outdoors kitty"... lol :P

Good_old_Grim | 8

#647475 - Saturday 31 October 2009 13:00

That's what you call "neighbor's dog's breakfast". The sooner the better.

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#647713 - Saturday 31 October 2009 16:47

Just let my german shephard have a go at her ;)

kidding of course, I have a kitty too.

By NINnerd999 | 0

#647454 - Saturday 31 October 2009 12:21

By NathanKett | 0

#647455 - Saturday 31 October 2009 12:21

What do you mean 'normal cat'. Most cats pee like this. If it takes a dump standing up then you might have a problem.

MidnightMusic53 | 37

#5600233 - Saturday 27 July 2013 7:24

Apparently you know nothing about cats. A normal, neutered/spayed cat typically squats to pee and take a dump. I've had both male and female cats, and they all squatted. Some cats that are allowed both outdoors and indoors do sometimes learn from other cats to spray, despite being fixed.