By StungAlot - 12/06/2019 06:18

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
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Jackey 29
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You should count your blessings that he didn't try to pee on the sting...

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Meghan Mayhugh 5
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Just don’t let someone pee on you. I mean unless you’re into that. I agree though, jellyfish Stings hurt like a bitch. I was stung like three times when we were on the East Coast trip and I hate the ocean anyway and those little fuckers made it worse.

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Jackey 29
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You should count your blessings that he didn't try to pee on the sting...

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Akitakat 31
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Erm, you got a very observant dad there... not!

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Meghan Mayhugh 5
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Just don’t let someone pee on you. I mean unless you’re into that. I agree though, jellyfish Stings hurt like a bitch. I was stung like three times when we were on the East Coast trip and I hate the ocean anyway and those little fuckers made it worse.

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mekiswrite 21
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Pour vinegar on the sting; it'll help.

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evilplatypus 38
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Yep, I frequently bring vinegar with me when I go to the beach. Same as every other normal person. ...oh wait...

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Jessepowers 9

you should be more aware knowing that jelly fish was out that day. it's your fault you were stung so suck it up

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