Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
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Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML
Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
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Top comments
Jackey 29
You should count your blessings that he didn't try to pee on the sting...
Meghan Mayhugh 5
Just don’t let someone pee on you. I mean unless you’re into that. I agree though, jellyfish Stings hurt like a bitch. I was stung like three times when we were on the East Coast trip and I hate the ocean anyway and those little ******* made it worse.
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Comments (6)
Jackey 29
You should count your blessings that he didn't try to pee on the sting...
Akitakat 31
Erm, you got a very observant dad there... not!
Meghan Mayhugh 5
Just don’t let someone pee on you. I mean unless you’re into that. I agree though, jellyfish Stings hurt like a bitch. I was stung like three times when we were on the East Coast trip and I hate the ocean anyway and those little ******* made it worse.
mekiswrite 21
Pour vinegar on the sting; it'll help.
evilplatypus 39
Yep, I frequently bring vinegar with me when I go to the beach. Same as every other normal person. ...oh wait...
Jessepowers 9
you should be more aware knowing that jelly fish was out that day. it's your fault you were stung so suck it up