By PixieWrists - 13/03/2012 17:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 792
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You are beautiful. No matter what they say!! You now owe me $50

Ditch that bitch.


You are beautiful. No matter what they say!! You now owe me $50


You're beautiful in every single way

£100?! Three words: Fuck that shit!

1- $50 and you don't include even one shitty vocal run? I'm taking my money elsewhere.

pinkcrayola 0

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Show it anyway

She's giving you What a Girl Wants!

1- Your picture is inspirational enough

Christina Grabmyhaira!!!!

71- some people need an ear to pour their selves to. Not everyone has a sound mind to solve there own problems.

Candy man! Candy man!

Actually it would be around 180$

OP really should have realized the minute the therapist started talking about "genie's in a bottle".

Bad92LX 1

Yes, you ARE in fact a genie in a bottle.

daxxbuttons 12

115 - You /do/ realize that there's more than one type of currency, yes? And that she's talking pounds, not dollars? So yes. Approx 180$ is about 100 of their pounds.

Ditch that bitch.

Sounds like anyone can be a therapist these days then

gurly98 13


op should look at their Reflection and see if they're making the right choice

ninjuh_wingman 29

You paid for some expensive songs.

AkshaySauce 5

Not as expensive as on iTunes.

Mister_Triangle 21

Maybe he pirated some music and the therapist was an RDAA spy

Just like your confederate flag

4- you dont say! Idiot...

smoshianforever 0


not as much of a waste as your (buried) comment.


tylersign 11

The next time, reply with some Keith Urban stuff, see if she gets the hint.

blackbelt25 12

Next time pay her with monopoly money.

unoffensivename 0

I'd quote Christina Aguilera Lyrics, but I listen to good music.

Your TheRapist raped your wallet

Did you smoke something which interferes with your ability, to form coherent sentences ?

Made perfect sense to me. Read it again maybe.

muzy, did you smoke something which interferes with your ability to use commas properly?

43- I don't have to answer that !

redhedsaysrawr 18

saidawhiting, did you smoke something that interferes with your ability to not be a jerk?

redheadsaysrawr - No, I can be a jerk without the aid of any mind-altering substances.

nublets 12

To those to stupid to the the very obvious joke, read it like this: THE RAPIST. Now put those words together and what do you have? Yes thats right Therapist. Problem solved

36- smoke something and you might be able to comprehend coherent sentences.

sycosyd_97 1

#36 r u dumb? That has to be the dumbest and rudest comment on here. Can u not read or did u not turn on your brain today?

daxxbuttons 12

"dumbest" AND "rudest" Comment? Really? Not only the dumbest comment on this thread, but the one that offends the most people? Doubtful. #36 is being an ass, sure. But you're exaggerating.

MissNicky_fml 0

#36 reread it

jillianmathers12 13

Go and get your money back!

hahayourmom101 5

how much is £100 in U.S. dollars. sorry im quite lazy

Don't know but I can tell you how much wow gold that is.

its about $150

20-More like $220.

blackbelt25 12

I got $131.29. But that's from an app that's who knows hold old.

22- maybe ten years ago.

At the current exchange rate, one pound is about 1.6 USD, so $160.

20 was right its 150

FMLshark 12

In the time you spent making that comment and waiting for people to answer, you could have googled this five times over. The more you know.

The more you know, the more you Kohls.

BunBunBabe 8

Wow that would suck to realize that she had been repeating stupid lyrics from someone who didn't even write then on their own to begin with... Get a new therapist that one sucks and is not doing their job

you're right, she didn't write her own lyrics; it was her therapist.

pfff you could have gotten better advice from a fortune cookie.....

Same what?!? The anticipation is killing me!