Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle...

By sarabalism - 17/12/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle jammies. Save yourself the embarrassment: don't shake the jammies in the middle of the store to hear the jingling, because these jammies do not jingle. You'll just look like an idiot. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Ricky - 09/03/2009 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

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By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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t_fangz 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 12:10

Don't feel bad. When I saw the commercial, I thought they jingled too.

mandark 9

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:33

When people like you type like that, I want to smack them.

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t_fangz 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 12:10

Don't feel bad. When I saw the commercial, I thought they jingled too.

neonokku 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 12:39

Yeah same.

Butterbuns 1

Thursday 17 December 2009 15:11

me too, unfortunately.

White667 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 18:02

I'm confused, why would jingling PJ's be a GOOD thing? Surely that'd make it impossible to sleep...

taoxyeuxmay 4

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:52

This fml was a waste of time. I can't believe it got through.

foork 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 6:32

then why'd u take time to comment on it loser?

Topasofmagic 17

Monday 23 December 2013 13:27

Can someone help a lost soul and tell me what I'm missing here? •_•

smallfarmer3 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 12:46

when people like u talk i want to smack them

mandark 9

Thursday 17 December 2009 20:33

When people like you type like that, I want to smack them.

MissaWinde12 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:22

Well said, Mandark :)

blalien 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 12:50

I think this might be the weakest FML I've ever seen.

technicolourain1 0

Monday 10 January 2011 21:24

agreed

another_guy 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 13:09

And your life is f***ed now? wow...

farhil 14

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:54

Would you prefer this? "Today, i was looking for a way to pay for the funeral of my late wife, but since we couldn't afford life insurance, I'm buried in debts and am screwed over for life. FML" The site is for amusement, not to read horror stories. Don't like an fml? Move on.

baby_gurl2405 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 13:16

y the f*** would they jingle? didn't u think it through tht tht'd be shit during the night?? *jingle jingle* "omg this is annoying" *jingle jingle* "ugh" *jingle jingle* "thats it! screw pajamas!" see how tht could majorly be an issue???